Oh wow, all I remember is I woke up head on the desk late in the morning, I have no idea why or if I stopped playing or if I just put my head down then went night night.
Anyways I only got to opal. And seems shit was starting to hit the fan. Good luck guys. Next time I'll try to do this on the weekend rofl. Also I didn't dworf myself.
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The sessionHoly crap I'm running my body through an triatholon today, was up all night playing DF saw this thread and joined in. For those of you who don't know me or my day job its intense. I'll shorten it for you.
OH gawd! Brass everywhere its just all over the place! Wait no! Its in the vents! Shoot her! ShooooT! HER! Get to da Pants!
Yea its a hardknot life for me.
Alright so before I get obliterated here's what I got in store for myself. No beer around(which I would prefer). But theres a shot of vodka I'll down right away as an starter, and I found this large ass bottle of red wine thats been sitting around for a few years, so time to put it to use. As for my supplements to keep my pallete and body satiated,
I have lots of water, and chocalate, the organic kind no sugar, cinamon goodness.
Lets rub our hands together and see what happens.\
Pants T -1
Kay, so Im nuked. Wasd playing Open xcom ufo-dick def. last misson tokoyo atack n' I only have lasers, fucking cyberdicks all over tlhe fucking city. Lets just say that, all dead okay
now time for DF.
Pants T -0
ok time for soem music tohelp chear me up.
https://youtu.be/VyKi2I0m08w?t=10m34sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm ready for DF now
Pants T+1
o fuck what is this MADDNESSSSSSSSS!!!?
alrihgt whoever made thiss stockpile really? this thing has a larger cavvvity than hilary clintons snuke from sp. quantum stockpilez ave us
its ok though im just piky
o sheeiet is that ice like keeping lava................. ok who coded this gam a TOAD!?!?
4th pantsstone
i finnaly found where our barracs is. I feel so bad for these guys they deserve better. ill come up with soomething
6th pantsstone
OH GAWDALDkjA:SLdkJA! one of our dwarves is a werelizardzzzzz KILL IT pURGAAE IT!
get ther fast! guyz ar diezing
im sorry urist it had to be done I take a few swigs of wine in his memory
14th pantsstone
OKOAY i found some inspiration from this woodya on the surfac
i dub it ARMOKS COK
the balls will be the barracks, shaft their homes da tip memorial hal IT WIL BE EPIC
i desrve some more swigs of drink for my genuis
20th pantsstone
welp stuf is boring so i check the stocks, OH GURD WE NEEEEE MOR WEAPONZZZZZZZ armork doe not approve!
25th PANTSSTONE
so armoks cock is going sl;ow welp some FUNNY GUY is digging out lots of iceeeeeee. whoever did ill get you IF ITS THE LAS T:LHING I DO
2nd pantsopal
kay so one of the miners haikiaiaia or wat ev has a mood. better be sumthing gut
4th OHGURDPANTSOPALWERELIZ:ALKAJRDS EVYWERE
kay i think tis fort might be scewdled whatevs ill let some other overseer fix it CHURGE PORGE DA EVILZA
NOOOOOOOO pplz are DIEZING
6th opalsaztimes
so manyz deadz;dflkasjdf i think ill have to qaurantine, then kill all pplz who rz lizurds but first I WANT ARMAORKS COKS DONE
more swigs fur do fallen!
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