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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 593619 times)

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3780 on: August 03, 2015, 11:53:15 am »

Sometimes, you host a game of Pathfinder and people leave stuff behind.
Some of these things can be bottles of juice
Sometimes you get back from work and are thirsty.
That's when you drink the bottle.
Sometimes the juice is actually a very strong cocktail and you are drunk.
That's when turns begin.

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Spoiler: preturn boozing events (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Actual turn begins (click to show/hide)

Here is the save y'all
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3781 on: August 11, 2015, 09:03:51 am »

lol

Also, how did I miss this turn?!

Also Also, how did that manage to fill with lava? I am confused.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3782 on: August 11, 2015, 11:02:13 am »

Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.

Backfire

YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
This turn was fun to read, but also very easy.  We need more keybord mashing.
Firing back with fire was a great idea.  Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3783 on: August 11, 2015, 10:04:40 pm »

Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.

Backfire

YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
This turn was fun to read, but also very easy.  We need more keybord mashing.
Firing back with fire was a great idea.  Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!
I'm going with the same answer I give for any of the XKCD guy's "What If" questions: "Nothing good."
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3784 on: August 12, 2015, 07:02:32 am »

and my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still stands
You should probably see a doctor, then :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3785 on: August 12, 2015, 08:46:46 am »

I'm back, and I updated my quotes page.  Feel free to reminisce about Wrexplosions, or the time we started typing in tongues, or the times we switched texture packs and were confused by the walls screaming at us, or the times we wrote songs in the middle of turns, or the time Shoruke was traumatized by penises and we drove him to insanity.Updated quotes!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3786 on: August 12, 2015, 10:31:37 am »

Neat-o burrito, nice compilation! I wanted to do something producrivw and head outside, I really did, but it'll be raining all week so I guess instead I have to grab some booze and play a quick turn somewhere. Probably first thing tomorrow.

Wow I cant wait to see how great the fortress is doing.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3787 on: August 12, 2015, 02:40:08 pm »

I'm back -snip-
Welcome back, friendo!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3788 on: August 12, 2015, 07:59:29 pm »

So I'm gonna update everyone's favorite list!



No wait, not that one, the other one....
Spoiler: Dorfing List (click to show/hide)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3789 on: August 13, 2015, 11:23:43 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So i woke up seven hours late. Turn reported to tomorrow. Cant be blamed, people came to my place with a star wars lego set yesterday. I dont have the will to resist such projects.

I like wine but i know nothing about em. As a result I chose this turn's fuel based on the name and picture. This one is an australian wine and it is named Smoky Bay. if that doesnt describe whats about to take place I dunno what will.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3790 on: August 13, 2015, 12:18:57 pm »

Did Clover change her prefered title from sparklemaster along the way?  I missed it.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3791 on: August 13, 2015, 12:53:31 pm »

I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.
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Includes the one and only !!DrunkFortress!! quote anthology.
Also: Bay 12 Archeology!  I bring the word of Bay12.  And the word is despair
I'm back, but I can't be consistant enough for games... Sorry!

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3792 on: August 13, 2015, 01:18:25 pm »

I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.
Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3793 on: August 13, 2015, 05:38:15 pm »

I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.
Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.
Yeah, sometimes you get some good ones, and then you get mine which are long segments of "drunk guy cannot names"
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3794 on: August 14, 2015, 07:03:03 am »

Spoiler: Prelude (click to show/hide)



The save is here and it is awesome.
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