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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 588913 times)

Omeganaut

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3810 on: August 16, 2015, 08:34:56 am »

That turn sounded.... xx!!FUN!!xx...
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3811 on: August 16, 2015, 10:19:54 am »

No picks? how many iron do we
oh you dont have an office
well good luck with that im busy

I think this is my favorite part.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3812 on: August 16, 2015, 11:27:42 am »

Hmm?
These last few turns have raised my interest
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3813 on: August 16, 2015, 12:02:50 pm »

Hmm?
These last few turns have raised my interest
Is that how you refer to the various wooden dongs?

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3814 on: August 16, 2015, 02:58:01 pm »

Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3815 on: August 16, 2015, 04:30:03 pm »

Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!

Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: The Room of EVERYWARE]
« Reply #3816 on: August 16, 2015, 05:47:31 pm »

Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!

Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.
My doves... my beautiful doves...

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3817 on: August 17, 2015, 05:45:48 am »

Something something etc
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« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 05:48:30 am by Scruffy »
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Omeganaut

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3818 on: August 17, 2015, 07:57:27 am »

Fight on, brave soul, For Armok soldier on!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3819 on: August 17, 2015, 08:47:46 am »

Something something etc
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Well that oughta do it!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3820 on: August 17, 2015, 09:29:40 am »

Something something etc
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Well that oughta do it!
I dunno, that's only enough for a tired, hungry version of Scruffy. He should probably pick up another bottle of something.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3821 on: August 17, 2015, 10:19:13 am »

Ok, I'm a bit late but time to start drinking. Turn later tonight if I can manage to download the save
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3822 on: August 17, 2015, 10:39:52 am »

Erm. Should I use Taupe's save or is there a more recent (pre-crash) one from Vyro?
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3823 on: August 17, 2015, 10:44:14 am »

Erm. Should I use Taupe's save or is there a more recent (pre-crash) one from Vyro?
I unfortunately didn't find Vyro's save, if he was able to get one. If you're ready to roll now, just use Taupe's--let us know if crashes are an issue.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3824 on: August 17, 2015, 11:52:21 am »

Sorry that I took my time. Started drinking just a moment ago

Starting by drinking what little remains of the snaps and some vodka with ..hmm.. what is it called in English? Sea-buckthorn? berries. They give a nice flavor and they just ripened so I picked some earlier today.
http://i.imgur.com/oIZBTyv.jpg
Lovely, about 35% drink. Don't worry. I will eat the booze-soaked berry husks later.

Haven't finished the second ... erlenmayer of buckthorn vodka but poured another small glass of vodka with blackcurrant juice extract (or what ever it should be called. Basically just steam juiced currants, so usually takes about 1 part to 20 or so to make juice, thus it doesn't really dilute the vodka, which is good (about 1/5 juice, 4/5 vodka and the flavor is still really strong)
Downloaded the save. Unlike usually, I won't check it out before drunk and ready to start)
I talk too much. Well, not talk, but write. And I think that I use too many commas. Heck, I even started a sentence with "and". Darn it.
Also, I have a faint feeling that I'm drunk. Surely that is not the case. I certainly wouldn't be drunk when I'm about to do something important like take a turn in this most valued succession fort of ours. Noiu. Never.


Aww- Tje first bottle of vodka ran out. Well, it was only 3/5 full when I started but still.. I will always miss thee bottle, my greatest ally whic hyou were. Really.
sob

Remember dorfs, never dilyte your buuze. boozxe. BOOZE it hads the taste and makes you drink more tjat you shgould. Just drink it straight or with 1/3 of mixrer at most. /unless it is cheap gin, in which case throw it out the window (WAIT! NO! NEVER WASTE BOOZE!
waot`? hmm? nothing wrong with that logic..

On the other news, I statee reading ath nover "dorfs!" I mean "Dwqarve "the Dwarves". Not all that great but is has dwarves so it is ok. A bit stereotypical
darn steam. getting spammed by a friend with some somewhat... erm.. never mind.. videos
humping negroes. taht is all yiou need to know. That sounmded somewhat racist. I'm not.
Some parapara. Why?

my fingers are snapping. Snap. SNAP! I did not ask for this.

quoicklöy finisihging some kancolle, then starting a turn.

Time for a glass f Graham's LBC port febore I get too drunk to appreciate it.
I kind of like it so I wonä't waste it by dringkti it all wen I', wasted so I will savour it now.
It is rather good port for it's åproice PRICE (since i don't want to waste mioney on proper vintage. Late bottled will suffice)

TURN STATS HEREs
jere ot begoms-- BEGO;GS- BEGINS!
drunk1
Demons? Hmm...
Howq rto dwart them ooff?
Oh, there are notes on the levers. Time to pull the candy bridge and candy prokect levers. Hoepfully they will save us
the game froze..
ojh, tit works again
THE WAY IS CLOseD! IT WAS ULTR BYU THE DRUN KAND THE DRUNK SHALL KEEP IT!

tje gamne is running far oo slow to be playable. It is frozen  most othe time

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too

Oh, I had some buckthornw ´vodka left. Just a bit. Dam n basic hemistry. The buckthorn struff hhas phased on the top and alcohol on the bottom. I thought it would be sollutable enough to organic solvents but it seems like it formed a different phaseö.
Well, it is ogne now.f

Ican't åölau PLAY this!
The save is unplauable
end of turn
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 01:02:26 pm by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist
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