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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Looking for Responsible Moderator to Manage OP and Update!]  (Read 546725 times)

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3825 on: August 17, 2015, 02:18:52 pm »

Yeah so. Opening the candy bridge levers actually unseal a secret pathway into the fortress useable exclusively by demons. Bad design I know. Probably should have mentioned that more in details. Thats probably why the fps is bad. Also means we'll get slaughtered. Yay.

I think we should consider this save... Terminated.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 02:23:28 pm by Taupe »
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Omeganaut

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3826 on: August 17, 2015, 09:25:18 pm »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.

Also, that quote caused my sigtext to hit the post limit.  So I edited it to cut down on extra data and such, and I might be paring down the list in the future based on what can still make me giggle.  If at any time your favorite quote from this thread is not on there. let me know and I'll add it.  But it has to be your favorite.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 09:39:05 pm by Omeganaut »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3827 on: August 18, 2015, 11:24:03 am »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3828 on: August 18, 2015, 02:09:59 pm »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.
I like how everybody here is more concerned with the food than the humping. Very enlightening...  :P

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3829 on: August 22, 2015, 11:01:10 am »

Well that was derp. I'm gonna have to go back a bit and read all the pages I've missed lately. ;A;

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3830 on: August 23, 2015, 01:10:40 pm »

Well if this save is going to get terminated... I want at least an last stand in Armok's cock, adorned with as many golden statues as possible.

Maybe all the blood splattered inside it will make it come to life... mwhahahahahahahah!

Omeganaut

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3831 on: August 25, 2015, 09:19:39 am »

I thought that was Shoruke's thing..., given his traumatizing experiences, it makes sense for him to have first dibs on Armok's erection.
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Also: Bay 12 Archeology!  I bring the word of Bay12.  And the word is despair
I'm back, but I can't be consistant enough for games... Sorry!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3832 on: September 04, 2015, 01:46:59 pm »

Hehe, this party is still going down like it's 2012.

Is your latest fort b0rk3d nows? Where can get save?
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3833 on: September 04, 2015, 03:01:38 pm »

The latest save would be from my turb a page or two prior. Yes. Yes it is boned.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3834 on: September 04, 2015, 03:32:31 pm »

Very bone? wil downnloag, le's wat happen...

Taupe's save is go!



We gonna hav another turn tonigh, i hope.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3835 on: September 04, 2015, 03:49:02 pm »

Haha, so much shit i9n stocpiles!

Muyst find USB cord because wants post images. because

stoopid windows installl shite!!!
okay  here we go:
Spoiler: status report (click to show/hide)
I'VE had two fancy ass-belgians abd a whole lot of not-fancy Finns.

Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!




haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off

I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!


lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!


Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.


haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!


de most imporant thing

dicks are Importent


hahe elves being salty, eh?


mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!

I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?


Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on


De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat


Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can



WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.



THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT

fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109
Here is save.


« Last Edit: September 04, 2015, 10:39:36 pm by SirQuiamus »
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3836 on: September 04, 2015, 04:15:50 pm »

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Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.

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haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off
We don't fight them. We store them. That's why it's a demon stockpile.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3837 on: September 04, 2015, 04:18:55 pm »

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Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
IS TOO why I overhaul stockpiles! do nor Argue! I overseer now!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3838 on: September 06, 2015, 12:26:07 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'VE had two fancy ass-belgians abd a whole lot of not-fancy Finns.

Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!




haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off

I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!


lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!


Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.


haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!


de most imporant thing

dicks are Importent


hahe elves being salty, eh?


mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!

I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?


Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on


De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat


Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can



WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.



THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT

fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109
Here is save.
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OMFG that was wonderful!
I can only imagine the real life reaction, but I bet it was hilarious :D
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3839 on: September 06, 2015, 04:17:10 am »

The flooding thing happened because you ignored the big NO warning.

Awesome turn btw.
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