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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138524 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3825 on: August 17, 2015, 11:52:21 am »

Sorry that I took my time. Started drinking just a moment ago

Starting by drinking what little remains of the snaps and some vodka with ..hmm.. what is it called in English? Sea-buckthorn? berries. They give a nice flavor and they just ripened so I picked some earlier today.
http://i.imgur.com/oIZBTyv.jpg
Lovely, about 35% drink. Don't worry. I will eat the booze-soaked berry husks later.

Haven't finished the second ... erlenmayer of buckthorn vodka but poured another small glass of vodka with blackcurrant juice extract (or what ever it should be called. Basically just steam juiced currants, so usually takes about 1 part to 20 or so to make juice, thus it doesn't really dilute the vodka, which is good (about 1/5 juice, 4/5 vodka and the flavor is still really strong)
Downloaded the save. Unlike usually, I won't check it out before drunk and ready to start)
I talk too much. Well, not talk, but write. And I think that I use too many commas. Heck, I even started a sentence with "and". Darn it.
Also, I have a faint feeling that I'm drunk. Surely that is not the case. I certainly wouldn't be drunk when I'm about to do something important like take a turn in this most valued succession fort of ours. Noiu. Never.


Aww- Tje first bottle of vodka ran out. Well, it was only 3/5 full when I started but still.. I will always miss thee bottle, my greatest ally whic hyou were. Really.
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Remember dorfs, never dilyte your buuze. boozxe. BOOZE it hads the taste and makes you drink more tjat you shgould. Just drink it straight or with 1/3 of mixrer at most. /unless it is cheap gin, in which case throw it out the window (WAIT! NO! NEVER WASTE BOOZE!
waot`? hmm? nothing wrong with that logic..

On the other news, I statee reading ath nover "dorfs!" I mean "Dwqarve "the Dwarves". Not all that great but is has dwarves so it is ok. A bit stereotypical
darn steam. getting spammed by a friend with some somewhat... erm.. never mind.. videos
humping negroes. taht is all yiou need to know. That sounmded somewhat racist. I'm not.
Some parapara. Why?

my fingers are snapping. Snap. SNAP! I did not ask for this.

quoicklöy finisihging some kancolle, then starting a turn.

Time for a glass f Graham's LBC port febore I get too drunk to appreciate it.
I kind of like it so I wonä't waste it by dringkti it all wen I', wasted so I will savour it now.
It is rather good port for it's åproice PRICE (since i don't want to waste mioney on proper vintage. Late bottled will suffice)

TURN STATS HEREs
jere ot begoms-- BEGO;GS- BEGINS!
drunk1
Demons? Hmm...
Howq rto dwart them ooff?
Oh, there are notes on the levers. Time to pull the candy bridge and candy prokect levers. Hoepfully they will save us
the game froze..
ojh, tit works again
THE WAY IS CLOseD! IT WAS ULTR BYU THE DRUN KAND THE DRUNK SHALL KEEP IT!

tje gamne is running far oo slow to be playable. It is frozen  most othe time

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too

Oh, I had some buckthornw ´vodka left. Just a bit. Dam n basic hemistry. The buckthorn struff hhas phased on the top and alcohol on the bottom. I thought it would be sollutable enough to organic solvents but it seems like it formed a different phaseö.
Well, it is ogne now.f

Ican't åölau PLAY this!
The save is unplauable
end of turn
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 01:02:26 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3826 on: August 17, 2015, 02:18:52 pm »

Yeah so. Opening the candy bridge levers actually unseal a secret pathway into the fortress useable exclusively by demons. Bad design I know. Probably should have mentioned that more in details. Thats probably why the fps is bad. Also means we'll get slaughtered. Yay.

I think we should consider this save... Terminated.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 02:23:28 pm by Taupe »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3827 on: August 17, 2015, 09:25:18 pm »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.

Also, that quote caused my sigtext to hit the post limit.  So I edited it to cut down on extra data and such, and I might be paring down the list in the future based on what can still make me giggle.  If at any time your favorite quote from this thread is not on there. let me know and I'll add it.  But it has to be your favorite.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 09:39:05 pm by Omeganaut »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3828 on: August 18, 2015, 11:24:03 am »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3829 on: August 18, 2015, 02:09:59 pm »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.
I like how everybody here is more concerned with the food than the humping. Very enlightening...  :P

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3830 on: August 22, 2015, 11:01:10 am »

Well that was derp. I'm gonna have to go back a bit and read all the pages I've missed lately. ;A;
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3831 on: August 23, 2015, 01:10:40 pm »

Well if this save is going to get terminated... I want at least an last stand in Armok's cock, adorned with as many golden statues as possible.

Maybe all the blood splattered inside it will make it come to life... mwhahahahahahahah!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3832 on: August 25, 2015, 09:19:39 am »

I thought that was Shoruke's thing..., given his traumatizing experiences, it makes sense for him to have first dibs on Armok's erection.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3833 on: September 04, 2015, 01:46:59 pm »

Hehe, this party is still going down like it's 2012.

Is your latest fort b0rk3d nows? Where can get save?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3834 on: September 04, 2015, 03:01:38 pm »

The latest save would be from my turb a page or two prior. Yes. Yes it is boned.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3835 on: September 04, 2015, 03:32:31 pm »

Very bone? wil downnloag, le's wat happen...

Taupe's save is go!



We gonna hav another turn tonigh, i hope.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3836 on: September 04, 2015, 03:49:02 pm »

Haha, so much shit i9n stocpiles!

Muyst find USB cord because wants post images. because

stoopid windows installl shite!!!
okay  here we go:
Spoiler: status report (click to show/hide)
I'VE had two fancy ass-belgians abd a whole lot of not-fancy Finns.

Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!




haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off

I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!


lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!


Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.


haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!


de most imporant thing

dicks are Importent


hahe elves being salty, eh?


mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!

I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?


Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on


De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat


Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can



WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.



THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT

fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109
Here is save.


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« Reply #3837 on: September 04, 2015, 04:15:50 pm »

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Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.

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haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off
We don't fight them. We store them. That's why it's a demon stockpile.
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« Reply #3838 on: September 04, 2015, 04:18:55 pm »

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Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
IS TOO why I overhaul stockpiles! do nor Argue! I overseer now!
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« Reply #3839 on: September 06, 2015, 12:26:07 am »

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I'VE had two fancy ass-belgians abd a whole lot of not-fancy Finns.

Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!




haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off

I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!


lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!


Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.


haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!


de most imporant thing

dicks are Importent


hahe elves being salty, eh?


mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!

I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?


Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on


De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat


Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can



WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.



THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT

fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109
Here is save.
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OMFG that was wonderful!
I can only imagine the real life reaction, but I bet it was hilarious :D
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