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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138715 times)

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3885 on: October 02, 2015, 07:47:25 am »

For the first time in many moons Camulus the clever kooky Kant shall become inebriated by alcohol in an orderly fashion, homebound, sheltered away from packs of street dogs, alcoholic tattooists and a random sampling of tourists from countries far an wide.

RULES:
(I will be following shoruke's rule in a very informal fashion with a few gibberings in me language that is not english)

My rule:
Throughout the playment of the subject's turn, at least SIX hilarious signs(that exist within the realms outside) must be included(An example being the gravity cow above^^^^)

Sooooo me stocks:

600ml Arak (A demonic moonshone that is far stronger and cheaper than me great love in life, Scotch.)
500ml coke and ssprite respectively
One fan eternally turning at the highest setting, to no avail
One freshly washed shirt drenched in sweat
Water
A device used to contain liquids
18 black camels packed neatly for consumption by any wandering addict
Computer
Dodgy internet
Kino no Tabi (Excellent stuff)
Camulus


Commence.


EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k&feature=youtu.be

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3886 on: October 02, 2015, 08:36:01 am »

Okay ere we go
music  mom german electro stuff

Spoliler aeadd amateys

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Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3887 on: October 02, 2015, 09:44:43 am »

Ugh internet went down again

This tim I found modem hanging on cables, rat or cat or something must ave knocked it from window (modenm on sill(still) windowstill.......hmmm......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_sill
ah ok sill
anyway arak not yet half finished, I am feeling far to sober at the moment
ek sal aangaan met beurt ae ek dronk word.




the family of rats that live above me head in this room....
Why do they only mske noises at night?

Hmmmm Ive been to malawi as a child, where they sell filed mice on giant sticks, ready tah eat



Ah yes there we go, food and scuh.
I am hungry, only one meal today..... 11pm, so wont wander the streets for food now...no..more kino no tabi, more wolf's rain, camulus ye ave tah get drunk, stop lazing abooot, internet may die again soon at behest of the universal irony machine!!!



Uhmmm fuck this has been five post....this not even spoliered...hmmmmmm too bloggy get drunk ye wee lil git, imagine yer on the streets or talking tah randoms in ze bars where ye only go in fer free....


Arak nOT EVEN HA:VED!!!!!!
Ip logged...hmmm...hmmmm....................drink, no moar stalling...tolet stalls. window.sill..stills...bozze pulmp helmets...
I have no idea what I am doinfg.

*^*
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3888 on: October 02, 2015, 10:24:30 am »

Okay I feel adequatly soaped to commence
Apologies for chaos in thread, but truly I don't give a fuck about it.
Archy an such.
Initiate.

*Anarcyy
*Anarchy
Yes got it


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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3889 on: October 02, 2015, 10:44:29 am »

This isn't so much a turn as it is a strange drunken slice of life. Its almost an adequate replacement to Shoruke's Japan stories.

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3890 on: October 02, 2015, 12:23:09 pm »

ergghhh break over continue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdg-AMv8tw

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3891 on: October 02, 2015, 01:42:10 pm »

i think thius is the save good morning/night tommorow i want breakfast then i work in sun well then life is insanely amuysings.

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11182


eedit:
   oh yes its weekend some1 get drunk and try save fort please
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3892 on: October 02, 2015, 02:01:30 pm »

We're right fucked

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3893 on: October 02, 2015, 03:16:01 pm »

We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3894 on: October 03, 2015, 01:23:01 am »

We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.
rofl
Boatmurdered is what got me into DF in the first place (hands up if that's true for you too).\

We are so screwed.
Bobnova, naturally, died in the first assault.
I didn't have high hopes as a miner in a fort with a volcano, but I didn't see death to wereelephant coming.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3895 on: October 03, 2015, 02:04:24 pm »

Hahhahah 3:03 AM


edita;\

eait fuk wahat>>>???




ok so more dru k than last nugth drank kast aeak  then wwnetn to balinese wedding withh arak and duak then stole beer and sprite(no offc not ploice) then hetr noe oh broke xcscooryter mirrorhabve me own mirror


not gonna play noew'''but just want tah say I Kno despise ye


so weak




Just get drunk humans so easy so cheap find hobo HHIOBO HBOB HOBO shows ye tah the cheap stuff and it drinks with ye fuck9ing frits worldc untd yer ave tah leaernt tsh survuove ok 3:07 am good mornong hope ye get drunmk
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Welcome to the Tundras of Confining]
« Reply #3896 on: October 03, 2015, 03:00:31 pm »

are you okay

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3897 on: October 03, 2015, 03:35:11 pm »

As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.
 ???

Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3898 on: October 03, 2015, 03:39:22 pm »

As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.
 ???

Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Very much agreed.

Dat sig, doe.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3899 on: October 03, 2015, 04:47:25 pm »

I'm going in guys, cover me!
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