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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 548255 times)

Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3900 on: October 03, 2015, 11:04:03 pm »

.................Have thee gone in?

Eh don't worry about me, it rained last night so I was filled with the primal urge to celebrate.
Happened upon a drunken wedding celebration, a silent rice field with the lights of far off restaurants flickering upon the water, a pair of gigolos searching for more financially stable humans and the remnants of last night's tattoo festival.
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Vyro

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3901 on: October 03, 2015, 11:25:53 pm »

Captainís log, a Real Dead one.

Got the software running, downloading files. Todayís setup is identical to last time pretty much, only with less cherry wine and no munchies. Will make do with some oranges and dry instant noodles. Srsly, those are like poor manís Pringles, only so poor thereís even no cardboard in them. And they make you fart a lot, not that itís your immediate problem. Oh, and Shaman Blood, sure. Admittedly I underestimated my enemy last time and he (she? it?) took advantage of me. Bring it on Shaman Blood, show me what you got!
Boozing up, running tunes, building a humping robot in Besiege, everyone but me has one already.
Sloow and steady, getting there. Wheres my goddamn fork, now theres orange everywhere and Im not even drunk yet. The humping robot looks suspiciously like a manticore rocket tank assembled by orks from random scrap at hand. It even blows itself up half the time! A resounding success in my book.

Alright I like my liver whgere it is now, lets et this party 1started!
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iI like this place already!

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oh okay

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lookKEEy the damn sapppository is bakk, lovely stuff

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humm I heard from the laast overseer something bout certainÖ yeh that. apparentky he couldnt  wrap is booze-sosaked barins around the concept ofa front bloody door. and now awe got blodthisty elephants parading or place too

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priority 1 buggers Ė hoel up somewhere wuth a dor and wajut thisw crap out
oaky they be chill now
need bridge. and moar corpse boxes

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not surproised
alirghit change of policy! now your either be swingin iron battle axes or makin them. in case of danger aply AX to FACE, repeta till danger stops twitching. good

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looks so promising aint it?

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нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode. yep, our good and healthy diet. Welcome to Shovedmined! I hope you like fucking plump helmets! And help yerself with plump hjelmet wine while you at ti. fagget
BURRRRRR

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well aint that just a classic eh?

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still no9t surprised
shit ran out of irons
and gold? yawn. mining moar

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okay we should probably do something about itÖ naah we really donít

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aaand we done here. theres a propeller spionning in me head. So annoying

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186
Here's the save. I won't claim to have had the most climactic of turns, but hey, I got shit done and haven't poisoned meself to death while at it! Evil elephants are routed (all hail Vyro the Savior!), most of the random shit is quantumized or buried, we got supplies, weapons and bodies and the suppository dining hall is being built. It's almost like a normal game now. Guess I wasn't drunk nearly enough. Anyway, now it's not my problem anymore. Next person, you're in to kick shit up again.
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Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3902 on: October 04, 2015, 12:41:11 am »

Are Bobnovas ever not dead?  They're like canaries in a mine. Bobnova's been struck down. ''Yup, better watch out for elephants alright!''. Bobnova just got drained of it's blood. ''Hey guys, the Bobnova's all dead, we should worry about vampires!''

Also, that was short but enjoyable. Well played.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2015, 12:43:07 am by Taupe »
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Camulus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3903 on: October 04, 2015, 02:32:49 am »

Hehehe good turn, I sort of surmised that the fortress was doomed to a grisly death, but you saved it...
What will the next drunkard do with the bloodsucker?
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Amperzand

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3904 on: October 04, 2015, 03:11:51 am »

We need more Bobnovas, our danger-sensing canarydorfs are essential to survival!
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Muh FG--OOC Thread
Quote from: smirk
Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

TheFlame52

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3905 on: October 04, 2015, 08:44:51 am »

We've got a serious night creature problem in this new fort.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3906 on: October 04, 2015, 10:00:28 am »

I see my name in the screenshot failing to plant something, think "Hey I'm alive and not the focus, awesome!"
Keep reading. NOPE, VAMPIRE!
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Random_Dragon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3907 on: October 04, 2015, 10:19:06 am »

Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.

Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3908 on: October 04, 2015, 10:30:54 am »

Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.

Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3909 on: October 04, 2015, 04:01:08 pm »

нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.
I laughed harder than I should at this  :P



Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.

Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
What, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3910 on: October 04, 2015, 05:56:41 pm »

нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.
I laughed harder than I should at this  :P



Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.

Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
What, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?
Not personally, no. Still have both hands :D


Only had a dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter I didn't have a fort.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3911 on: October 04, 2015, 06:23:54 pm »

I had a skeletal dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter, I didn't have a dragon.
I had airtight-ified the front gate, so he tried to swim in through the volcano. I'm guessing that this was permissable for the AI since skeletons don't need to breathe, but while dragon skin is fireproof, dragon bone is apparently not magma-proof. So I ended up with most of a dragon skeleton at the bottom of the volcano. Those bones never did melt...
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3912 on: October 04, 2015, 07:47:10 pm »

I had a skeletal dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter, I didn't have a dragon.
I had airtight-ified the front gate, so he tried to swim in through the volcano. I'm guessing that this was permissable for the AI since skeletons don't need to breathe, but while dragon skin is fireproof, dragon bone is apparently not magma-proof. So I ended up with most of a dragon skeleton at the bottom of the volcano. Those bones never did melt...
I'm speechless.
I don't know if this is the most wonderful thing ever, the most hilarious thing ever, the most WTF thing ever, or just an amusing DF story.

I'm going with wonderful and hilarious and wtf.
I can only imagine what went through the dragons mind (such as it is) when it started melting. "I've made a terrible mistake!"
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Random_Dragon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3913 on: October 05, 2015, 01:11:56 am »

See? Dragons always liven things up. Even the undead ones. o3o

Gwolfski

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Nu World: Hard Knock Were-elephant Life]
« Reply #3914 on: October 06, 2015, 03:59:34 pm »

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.
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why kill elves if you could torture them, make them betray their friends, denounce their "force", make them watch trees being chopped down, feed them meat and throw them in magma as a sacrifice for almighty Armok?

Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane
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