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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1138860 times)

jesternario

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4455 on: April 28, 2016, 03:52:00 pm »

As I'm currently archive binging this thread, I can confirm that this conversation has come up before. The general consensus then was that you should only be able to play if you drink and are legally capable of doing so (of legal age). Personally, I've seen how drunk some folks act after strenuous cardio (Pakratt's Really I'm Not Drunk youtube series, for instance).
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4456 on: April 30, 2016, 01:37:54 am »

What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?
Technically if you are a US citizen and you do something in a foreign country that is illegal in the US (say, drinking at 17 years of age) you can be tried for and convicted of that crime when you return to the US, even if it was legal in the country you were in at the time.

This is not typically used against people who were drinking alcohol. It is generally reserved for things rather worse than that.

I do not know if this holds true of any other countries.


The staying up X hours thing turns out to be remarkably dangerous.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4457 on: April 30, 2016, 08:15:47 pm »

Bottom Line: If you are of age in the country in which you are drinking and playing DF, I will allow it to be posted.

Bottom Line Part Deux: Don't damage your body with sleep deprivation and caffeine jolts. The lulz simply aren't worth it, so it has likewise been forbidden.

Also: Welcome BACK Clover!  :D

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4458 on: May 01, 2016, 10:52:33 am »

PTW
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4459 on: May 04, 2016, 10:46:12 pm »

I'm trying to take a turn.
I'm trying! I really am! But then during my drinking game I tok too many gulps and now I'm bloated.

Incidentally, if you're playing a The Seven Deadly Sins drinking game, rewrite the "drink every time a holy knight dies" rule starting around episode 22 kthx...

I'm not out yet though! Once I get my tummy back under control I'm going back at it!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4460 on: May 04, 2016, 11:29:13 pm »

Okay I got it
I did it
i Got drudnked

I watcehd thish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDQOEXNzGPw
SIGNR UP AT YRU LOCAL SUPERMAREKT FOR THE RWEARDS CARD
itsll' help you save ten percetn on FCUKNG OGODDAMN BUSSLLSHIT

aso anyway way i got the save loded
wb lcvoer btw

and FUCKGIN FUCK MY SCREEN SIZE WEHY CATN' I FULLSCREEN!?!?

turn starts now
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El Rey De Los Monos

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4461 on: May 05, 2016, 12:32:58 am »

Thank you for this link.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4462 on: May 05, 2016, 12:56:47 am »

I am excite.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4463 on: May 05, 2016, 01:03:07 am »

there's a turn in here somewhreer
i think
Spoiler: found it (click to show/hide)

uploads slow as spork
grrrr

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12001

I feel this turn was a success because my drunk ass figures it is highly quotable
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4464 on: May 05, 2016, 03:02:08 am »

My sides are in orbit now.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4465 on: May 05, 2016, 10:27:36 am »

I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4466 on: May 05, 2016, 10:39:41 am »

Oh wow! A shoruke turn! :D
I will read it as soon as I am able. What I glanced at looking amazing as always.   
                                nothing to see here
                                                                                           Edit:    ...it is done.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4467 on: May 05, 2016, 10:43:48 am »

This might be the greatest thing I've ever read.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4468 on: May 05, 2016, 12:49:53 pm »

I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.

I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
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cltail

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4469 on: May 05, 2016, 01:33:49 pm »

I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.

I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.

Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
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