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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Bogwedgle

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4500 on: May 23, 2016, 03:42:40 pm »

Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

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A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.
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This is a resin mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Regret. This object menaces with spikes of alcohol poisoning. On the item is an image of a skeletal dragon in resin.  The artwork relates to the birth of bogwedgle in the early spring of 2016.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4501 on: May 23, 2016, 06:29:49 pm »

Wait... what if we just...

flip...

this thing...

omg...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4502 on: May 23, 2016, 06:57:01 pm »

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4503 on: May 25, 2016, 01:06:32 pm »

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4504 on: May 25, 2016, 03:46:10 pm »

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
Oh, you mean the local forge...

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4505 on: May 25, 2016, 05:43:53 pm »

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
Oh, you mean the local forge...
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

jesternario

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4506 on: May 25, 2016, 11:49:52 pm »

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

Bogwedgle

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4507 on: May 26, 2016, 01:25:39 am »

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.
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This is a resin mug. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Regret. This object menaces with spikes of alcohol poisoning. On the item is an image of a skeletal dragon in resin.  The artwork relates to the birth of bogwedgle in the early spring of 2016.

jesternario

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4508 on: June 02, 2016, 12:34:04 am »

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.

Perhaps, but let's face it. The only way it would really be on it's last leg is if we tried feeding fresh food and water.
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

jesternario

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4509 on: June 03, 2016, 12:07:09 am »

Just got Shoruke's first, seven-post long (!) drunk round. My WORD that was epic. And surprisingly coherent. The heck!?
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You are never lost as long as you have a trusty and reliable Compass. Mine kept pointing North, so I just removed the red Needle! Problem solved!

Then I proceeded to pick up the rest of the bunnies, the masterfully crafted bronze statue, and its head. The head will be his trophy... But I need money.

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4510 on: June 05, 2016, 06:17:25 pm »

Go on. This thread tends to be sometimes silent for a few days or even weeks, but then it sprangs again. It will never die !

Like a drunk zombie.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4512 on: June 05, 2016, 06:35:22 pm »

Like a drunk zombie.

"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
"Brewing grains..  how does that make you feel? "
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something

ala Return of the living dead

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 06:44:56 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Bogwedgle

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4513 on: June 05, 2016, 06:46:05 pm »

Like a drunk zombie.

"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
"Brewing grains..  how does that make you feel? "
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something

ala Return of the living dead

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.
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Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4514 on: June 05, 2016, 09:23:00 pm »

My ladyfriend and I are playing through Tales of Zestiria again. I'm not available to take a Drunk Fort turn for the next week at least, but when I do, someone remind me to try and recreate The Single Most Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Ever.
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Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?

The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
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