So, amusing note this is exactly one year after the last post. I hope this'll get some activity going again.
Hello, I'm Shakerag. I'm more infamously known down in the Mafia sub-forum, but I actally did a previous turn with Drunk Fortress back in 2015.
I'll be drinking somewhere between 10-12 shots of vodka in mixed drinks. Working on that now. Also made sure I got rid of DFHack, but I will be using Therapist, though that shouldn't affect the save.
Ok, save loaded ok, and Therapist can see everything fine. Excellent. Time to claim a random dorf.
Oh good, that seems to be working. Let's see... ow, my thumb. Also I hate hamsters. Weird. I have a shit ton of aunts and uncles. One aunt is a future queen, neato. Oh. Her upper body is gone. That's a shame. Uhh, she killed 4 dorfs and 5 cave crocodiles too ... wtf even happened there?
Well we do have quite a few dead dorfs ... let's see what happened. Oh. That is a lot of coffins.
Hoo boy this'll be fun when I unpause. Seems like we're ok on booze but no meals. Ahh, let's not brew the pig tails. I'm sure we'll need cloth eventually. Let's not cook with the booze either.
wHY did we not restrict marble? That's weird, changing that.
354 bars of zinc. tf we gonna do with zinc? I better wiki that. we can make nickel silver (lol) or brass. Super.
Shit ton of wood, that's good. Fuck them elves.
WE JUST hAVE A DOOR PROTECTING THE FORT?!? Ahh hell naw. Trap time. Anmd we don't even have a mechanists shop? Fuck me running guys.
Ok, marking out some space for stuff, we're about ready to unpause.
Alright, ok, here we go. Fucking Yoiunk need to trade here. Oh god I forgot how to tradfe. Lemme look that up. POh Oh. No trader at the depo. Why is there no trader at the depo. tf. well fuck them then, we got other shit to do
Whekp that fuycking sucks.
And fuck us the keas are stealing shit. Mobilize the dofts! Kill them fucfking burds ffs.
Fuck your ptetitions, gtfo
WE NEED TRAPS
Fuck this, we putting in cage traps. Also making a dorm.
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT PUT THE KITCHEN OUTSIDE
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Ok, this year gonna be long.
Oh god, people are fighting and I don't even know why.
Oh fuck, this is not gonna end well.
Oh ok Summer. That was only one season? FGuck me!
Right oh, building more cage traps abuut oiur entrance.
It may occur to me that I have no fucfking clue what I'm doing. But fuck it, let's make a farm.
DOGDAMMNIT IT"S SCHITST. Where the fuck my dirt at.
Fuck me I had to go over here to find not rock.
Set up some farms let's go
I havemo idea what the fuck is goingon. Someone till these fields.
yeah ok sometone throwing a tatrum. Eat my enture ass.
WHy ... why is someone still needing to sheer. Stop it. ANHBH found it, canceld that job.
Oh boy another poet visiting. gtfo
Ahh shit I forgot how to make a new squad. And I accepted all these figheter people petitions. fukc.
WHY ARE YOU STILL wANTING TO SHEER. I CANLCELED THOSE JOBS> YOUJ DICK. YOU ASSHOLE.
holyshit.
Holt shit. we just find some deaders. Fuck me need more coffins. and fuck I forgot how to build a coffin. Fuck it thety geet kaskinds.
Ok fuck people are fighting and I still don't know why. Time to take a pisser and let the fort do it's thing.
Oh hey we got a room smoothed out. Yay for us. Thank shit we're on to autumn now.
Oh fuck more people being found dead. What tf is even happenening. Time to build more coffins.
WHY ARE TOU STILL TRYING TO SHEAR ANIMALS> I CANCELED THAT GODAMNIT.
And some dumb fucking poet is clooging up my combat reports with puking. Fuck off mate.>><<
Oh great, someone else slipped into depression. Fuck off then,.
Made a domitory. Get some sleep, bitches.
FINALLY REMEMBERD THE MANAGER SCREEN FUCK YOUR SHEEERING JOBS
Fuck me that scuked.
This is like an emo convetion so many dofts slipping into dpression.
And now some fuck wants to collect webs. Stop that, stoip tit
anothertantum ffs, mobileze the squad.
Oh shit right, forgot you needed to make caskets available for burial. whippsies.
Fuck these entertainers. Go entertain a necromancers tower. We don't need you here.
Oh fuck my now why are y'all doo horrified to fo your jobs. Get the fuck on on it.
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awesome, quit moping and go do something useful ya dick
Super. We attracted no migrants this season. They know we fucked up.
I have no idea why I can't change jobs. Fuck me running.
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fucking crisht we didn't have roles done - ok, settping up a hospital
wnhy is everyone so hjorrified? what the fuck is even causing tahat?
ok, coo, this forst has more depressed people than twitter and instagram combined.
Why are you horrified. make th ebed.
Oh no it crashed.
FUUUUUUUUu
whatever, I'm used to suffering.
I LIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
back to Limestone which is fall. fuck. whatever
If you want it it's all yours, you fool.
Just saw someone not reporting a crime due to being horrified and ... yeah let's not bother with that.
ok okok hospital and caskters back up
I perhaps have maybe screwd the pooch. Fells like half the fort is horrified and the other half is throwing tantrums. Let's see how it works out.
Going out on a limb here and saying shit is kinda fucked.
Oh perhaps about as expected for a drunk fort. Who can say, really?
Well. There are a lot of bards and poets fighting and ... well that's fine. Let's chalk that up to creative differences.
Oh boy Winter. One more season to go thank fuck.
Guess what? Shit just went from bad to worse!
Oh hey, I died. Damn. On the plus side those cage traps were clutch here.
So we technically survived that.
Technically. On a different note I think we're pretty fucked. That might be my bad, whoopsies.
I think we're kinda lacking some dorfpower here.
AAAAND it crashed again. Why is this happening to me. Ok, we're right back to before the force of darkness arrived. I can't even anymore.
Someone do better than I did.
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