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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1139079 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5085 on: March 05, 2023, 08:49:02 am »

Ponder upon my above ion diagram (??? why??) until tonight when I can finish my turn.

I am contemplating the image even at this very moment, but I feel like I'm too sober to understand its true meaning.  :-[

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5086 on: March 05, 2023, 09:42:34 am »

Looks like a sodium chloride molecule to me  :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5087 on: March 05, 2023, 11:58:40 am »

where are your orbitals?

Did you do a turn?

I believe the red is the electron zooping around in something kind of like an orbital :P

I've done 3/4 of a turn. I passed out sometime after the 16th of Timber, and woke up to the autosave on 1 Moonstone. I hit unpause for a second, and a vile force of darkness arrived, which I am currently too sober for. If someone wants to have a go, I can upload the current save. Otherwise I think I'll try to finish out the year later tonight.

At some point I remembered dorfing people should be a thing, and did that very haphazardly. Also, that sodium chloride diagram is saved on my computer as iamapublishedscientificauthor.png.

[Turn consolidated in later post]

I'm sure everyone will be shocked to know that I'm currently out of Crown Royal.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5088 on: March 05, 2023, 12:53:19 pm »

right i shall update the post. Realised my last edit wasn't saved. Welp guess im gonna do this again.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5089 on: March 05, 2023, 03:47:22 pm »

even his protons were drunk! my god
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5090 on: March 05, 2023, 04:06:08 pm »

Here is a drunken rendition of Sodium Chloride, it menaces with electrons. This relates to the drunkness of palenerd in Early Spring of 2023. 
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5091 on: March 05, 2023, 05:17:38 pm »

Here is a drunken rendition of Sodium Chloride, it menaces with electrons. This relates to the drunkness of palenerd in Early Spring of 2023.

I love this. I'm going to make it my sig, if you don't mind.

I am pre-gaming for winter now. Tito's Vodka in a Mountain Dew Real Sugar, because I will die without caffeine and I still have no Crown Royal for whiskey coffee. I don't think I'll need much at all to get hammered. Gonna try to add images to my turn log, and when that gets too hard I'll be ready to go.
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« Reply #5092 on: March 05, 2023, 05:26:26 pm »

Please do, being Sigged is a high honor
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« Reply #5093 on: March 05, 2023, 07:32:26 pm »

Save: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16493

Okay. I have finished. My liver doesn't hurt any more than it did when I woek up.Gonna consolidate my full turn belpw:



7:47pm - Maybe. 1 beer, 1 trinidad sour. Now 1.5oz crown royal.





01-13-262 | 8:11pm - Golfgsd GOBLUN ... fuck.

01.13.262 | 8:11pm - Goblin siege. Motherfuck. They're all elves, though.
Couldn't cl/ose the outside fast enough, so deployerd military ... who all died.
But no fort intrusion so that's fine, right?

Attempt to open up gaverns----caverns for mining. Just a little.



01.15 - 8:14pm - This dude still won't move. I disband military squad (all dead
anyway) and undo burrow2ing for citizens. It fix.



01-17 8:16pm - I have descendants! From previous mes! IO have crowwwn!



01-22 8:20pm - I close off the anti-Styx stockpiles arraingement. Gonna pull the
leavers.

PH, bridge has no linksWhy bridge then?.



01-25 8:25pm - hehehehehe elf fall into chasm

01-25 826 - hehehehehe bsrd



-2-09 8:38 - I TRAP!!! hehehehehehhee

At some point there waws new drank. crown. 1.5oz./ Boring.



BUT IN GRANDMA'S FINE-BONE CHINA



02-=14 843 - I open outside to all. I think this elf is stuck????? Won't move at
all.



-2-20 848 - tryna fix depot bullshit



02=22 852 - OOOOH it deweaaaad???

the weaver has been beittingf by a cave spider! Spifderman is real!

3-6 905 -0 are nbadger boares bad?



<F2>-8 909 - I make briogesz

why is the wcagve so hard to do ethiosz thing too?? to. Mltherfuck.



315 - 918 - NEW rye, 1.5oz crown. Also, cajun fronched fry.

3-17 -- oh gods, so many log

3-20 925 - I hate this screen of land

What the fuck am I doing.

S big doublewsW slives in yhr ta vernb.

I bedcomw medial dorf?

4-1 9:36pm - IT IS NOW SUMMER
po

4-4 939 - how zoom?

4-6 940 ----- oh hmmmmmmm. Brain hard. mTghe drunken njewsd is offset    e1bhy
the difficulty of exisygerbce uib tguas 34eneibriagtedx state.    TRANSLATION: I
AM TOOOOOOO DRUNK

Howw did the RForefathers drink so maqny? Are we infidels?? Should we embrace
the asys of rthe magma crab?" I  sooming qwrongfv

I drqank the manbhy. at leawt 5oz./ MAhybre 6. In like., tooooomany not e en
9:45pm



?//satarved watter fbuffalot  vgull



4-9 9:47pm -- Finally the cave is open
o

WE have a pastuyre right? Fuck if I know where it is . Other peoples problems./

y..... notes so ssefrwesf haqredsz

4-20 10:11 -- I really hate..... tjhis fort. Layout basx.

I make.... Styx floodwer



4-25  1016 -- OOh, daed mioller..... oh other daed far4mer duuuude
o

easfdj!!!
DE{PTG contiguous with region!!! We can has deo[p/oTT

1021 -  xstill basedx

5=-3 1022 --- ylife sop hardf??? I ferel soo daedxc

I cry.



5-5 1024 - MIKRANDTWS

IO  had another cran,k in there somehwree. Stil  rown royal









5-14 1033 - I droowwwn 6the gobbb9olelves



1036 --- we  beeed cartwemer guild hoall

IO approve. /Nto my probalme

6-9 m1056 --- Rig̣th.

6-13 11:02pm --- MOAR trinidad sour

why is everyuthiung bro/wn

nonzsesn szoom:   but yu



6-24 : 11:13 - I have become aq chief medicAL D/ORF

||
MAAUTO  | 11:16pm - I a;ll/ow a few peopke to be vixytizxcowen

Vigi drsw
,.MOTHERFU KER
Citizesns.

...

BITCH.



7-20 1:17am - SOUUUP ??? GOOOD!!!

/i am be<F3>i<F3>n ghaving<F3> a<F3>s<F3> s<F3>oooup<F3>

Have you hearx d of our savior, salt and water?

God broth is so good.

7-27 } 204 - I make DWARVEN BROTH-- GROUND BEEF, DOS EGGLE, TWO BEEF BROTH,
ONION & GARLIC... also some broccoli I think. Plants.

NEEEEED MOOOARRR EST OCLZXBN

BIRD ITSH

MMMMMMM

The sodium..... AND the chlorid3e.





-8-09 2:23 - MIGRASNT

Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more because
trinidayd sour and beer.



MOOODFEY

I love. Salt./ Sodiu,m./ Chloride. Alternmately. Glutamate.



8-24 | 2:49 - Cattengfhsduagfsdzx Shaliggnsduofahesdj makea an articfcatct while
I make myself egg br/oth

Very healp ful for the craftdowares workshop to be right next to the memorial
slabs.

I can feel the ethanol leaving my bloodstream. It is both good and bad. Also
possibly inevitable.

3 - what if. Na+. AND. Cl-.

9-12 | 3:07am - Idea for people who are not me. Where the fuck are the common
rooms of any sort or type?

I try to make pre-emptive toomb for Rig̣th Best Guinea Pig, but life is hard and
so are Dwarf Fortress controls.

Yoink gave birth to a giral./



------------- Palenerd falls asleep and has to re-drink the ethanol much later -------------

5:50pm - Okay I have added several vodka to my mou ntain dew. Image posting has
become hard. I try not to die.



5:53 = -h, thajt is several.

10-3 5:58 - I discover that our pasture was OUTSIDE. DISGUST. I make a better
one in a better secret location

Also hard locking down the fort because gfobbos are still havppenig.



10-05 6:02 - MOTHERFUCKER hOW dsid you get out

It's SCHMAVEN

He nearly died to gobbos but I cgot him back in side while they were firing
bullshit at him

Also gobbos are coming up from the top of the fort? Not the pridges part.
Cnocern. May have to wall in again.

10-08 6:10 - God we hasd slike ten thousand issues with th fort securty. I think
I fixex it though.



Well that's a new one.

They appear to be drowning themselves??



10-25 6:19 = I have no idae what this troll is doing?

Oh I think it's chasing the outpost liason

11-12 6:30 - they'rea ll just sitting in the SE corner like lasms asses. I open
enterence for excitement



11-20 6:34 - I gfigures oput that I have no idea who people ienter the fort. I
have no idea what I'm doing.



11-28 6:44 - Some sort of deathlmavch happening outside?

I am trying to fix our door situationm. I make a thie thing. I do thate thing
where new enterance. Fuck the old o/ne.

WAIT gow did the one daarfsvmarks get out:??? FRom wharoerest?



12-16 7:08 - FUCFK:IONG FINALLLYG

HEHE I got the fucking troll fuck yeah

12-21 7:10 = Oh I have made a mistake. The styx-flooding has been TOO good. We
may be trapped in hell. Not my provlem thouh.

They soahgeofd.

They conintinue to gongreadaste in the murky pools

Oh right it rains hwer/

NGSPRIO



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« Reply #5094 on: March 05, 2023, 08:45:23 pm »

The fort survives another turn!

Very entertaining post as well
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5095 on: March 05, 2023, 10:44:30 pm »

Well, the fort is currently a ticking time bomb of flooding and goblins (I didn't get all of them), which makes it a great time to take a turn!

Looking back through this nonsense...
Quote from: me at 2:30am last night
Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more because
trinidayd sour and beer.
I did the math, and I had at least 10⅔ standard drinks by then (1 standard drink = 1.5oz 80-proof liquor). I wasn't wrong, exactly.



And AvolitionBrit, I still don't see your updates to the new index. Are you still working on them, or did the post glitch on you again?
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« Reply #5096 on: March 06, 2023, 05:49:46 pm »

Yeah took a break, gonna redo it tonight. Might reformat it from years to turns instead to make it tidier and easier to understand. Will keep doing years until finished and look to edit after.
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« Reply #5097 on: March 07, 2023, 07:59:17 pm »

Ah, okay. I was afraid you'd lost it all again. Good to know that's not the case!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« Reply #5098 on: April 09, 2023, 02:41:55 pm »

Reformated and cleaned up the scroll of drunkenness

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8453568#msg8453568
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« Reply #5099 on: August 31, 2023, 08:29:57 pm »

Been meaning to give this a whirl, and I have time this weekend, so fuck it. It's about time to add my own drunken idiocy to this mess. If no one has claimed it before then, I'll live stream on Sunday
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