Hello boys and ghouls.

My last attempt at dwarf fortress was in 2017. I'm sure this will be great. I have a few cans of your shittiest malt alcohol fruity stuff, as well as a leftover bottle from a previous roommate. Its Anis alcohol and its called xtabentum. I have no fucking clue what it is. its delicious. its also probably meant to be used for cooking or fancy cocktails, since its got a special opening or whatever. I'm probably commiting some sort of sacrilege. i dont care.

I havent drank much in a while, so im trying to avoid getting too wasted. I've become a productive member of sociaty and im in control of my life, but just this once i wanna run a fort and go back to the olds days.

CHAPTER 1 INSTALLING

i dont fucking remmber anytin

I have the save it doesnt work., what do i open it with.

fuck i also need the game. right.

omg the versions. This was a mistke. why didnt i setup BEFORE drinking.

I need to focus. stop screaming in the background, Blemishine. im closing your gme. i need contrencation.

where is the version i want toady why is this a bloggosphere, where.

is.

.47.

threesome stories? why is this... there.

oh. treetoes.

i tried control f and nothing came up, except more upodate detaul

finally i went back and found a button. all versions. finally. i can play maybe.

what kind of computeri have? i dont know. whats is sdl or legacy, who cares. take first noe. if first one wasnt the best why is it first huh.

i now have a game. i can play. perhaps now things will be simplers.


PROBABLU NOT THO.

This game is like bike, you cant really forget dwarf frtress. Except lol they updated bikes 80 times and now if you dont have a hat that matches the bike you die and also you are drunk and you needd to write a prompt to turn left on bike and why is this so hard this was mistake!!!!1

hey im a tooltip DF is running in fullscreeen also script llldfull24354657766389 issues do you want to revert FUCK YOU MN. Focus on finding region cause i have no fking clue where it is. or where to put it.

oh god whre is dwarf therapist where is the graphpack i dont remember thius

BAY TWENTY!!!

goddamn right little animafed dwarf. godamn right. lets go.

ive pasted the region and the unziped reghion everywhere i dont even know what it wants just find it. its somwhere. how hard is this. how many fils do you have just find it man.

CONTINUE PLAYING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM A FUCKING GENIUS

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CHAPTER 2 UNDERSTANDING THE FORT

pause. siege. BLOOD EVERYWHRE.
how do i navigare i dont remember. z zdoesnt thigns right its the z lvels.

its inventory,.

everywhone will ie.

i dont know ehre the fort or the dwarfs are but i know the name of our continent thats useful.

its like schoool fuck txes and skills hers a convex polygon. when have you ever used convex in your life. like its a bowl stuff goes in it, its obvious why was this a year of matts.

A. aaaaa i remmber its a good key. always click a.

missing animal bad
melt order done good
spring has arrived. you are wlcome. im doing good now. we may yet live.

i know i have to dwarf people i just dont know where.

DWARFING MIGHT NOT HAPPED GUYS. JUST SAYING.

that song IFORGOT MUSIC WAS GOOD OMG.

THAT GUITAR. I KNOW THAT SONG LEMME FIND IT.

its this sont tell me its not the same start

Eriskummmainen Kantele - Loituma

obviously i copipaded it i wont type that. but look it up its the same song.

we hav a wall its just like whapf a swuare but i found it. what is its purpose.


i name it the halfsquare square. people shall gather here.

goblins.,SIEGE.

do not gather. where are my dwarfs. where is ANYTHING


i found nobles military locations and op. p does stuff its the best menu. but i want overview where ar dwarvs. D?

ugh its designate not dwarfs.

R: its the combat log. Th bard SAZIR is fightnings. go sazir. i dont know ehtre you are but i believ.

u is unit OMG yeah that make fsente. ok lets see.

this due is MEDITATE ON JEWELS with excblamatino mark. he sounds so haiped aout it. witand its iun pourple like its spcial. this must be very importanty im glad jeqwel meditation is ingam now.

i am not here. i name this man TAUPE ALL CAPS. (in all caps) this is my dwarf now.

i have officially enacted change upon thwe world. GMING.

really? using mous is an addon? REAAALY SRSLY? WHO MADE THIS.

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quantum
stop 0!

route stop 0%

I WILL NEVER PRESS H AGAAIN IM SORRY.

GREAT DESIGN FOCUS. I TOOK ME 11 CLISCKS TO NAME MY GUY BUT SUCCUMIBING TO THE INVASION IS LIKE ONE CLICK FROM THE MAIN MENU WAY TO STRERAMLINE USEFUL GAMES EATURES.

i ahve found th frt

i clicked a dude and did goto unit and he was drinoing so i foudn the kitchen.

i still dont know how to go up down levels.

i may not defeat the siege.

To move up and down, use < and > (which are shift, and shift. in most keyboard layouts). You can also move up and down using the numpad with shift5 and ctrl5, which is especially convenient for players who use the numpad for horizontal navigation.

THANKYOU GOOEL

i have found the things.

goblins are in the mud? a lake. so many of them. i can nopw begin playing th game.

surel;y thois will be glorious.


CHAPTER 3: SAVING THE FORT (NOT)

i will be honest i will fuck a cxatsus before i try to fiogure out how to do screenshots again.

e have 51 units they have 91 others,


its k tho some of them miught be deers who knows. its not all goblins.

a bard is visiting. good timing. another bard is elected mayor.

DO W EONLY HAVE BARDS WHAT THE SHIT.S

question.

im not sure what the geopilotis care but why do we have a pgualfpage of dwarfven cgexd prisoners TYPING

oh we wre fighting dwarves? ok. anyway. the siege is lifted thanks to my overwhelming leadership. the fort is asaveda

my work here is done. Thanks you for l;ecting me overseer.