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Loud Whispers

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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2012, 01:17:53 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
or just add a lip to the moat...
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2012, 07:01:28 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 19, 2012, 01:17:53 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
or just add a lip to the moat...
Rotting dwarves' eyes out is a better idea than it sounds, actually.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2012, 07:18:47 am »
Guide?

1. Become a vampire
2 ...
3. Profit!
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2012, 08:01:25 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
Youre implying the Dwarves would ever be going outside...
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2012, 08:07:35 am »
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2012, 11:37:25 am »
Quote from: pisskop on September 19, 2012, 08:07:35 am
*bumpity*
Did You just bump a thread thats been used several times in the past 24 hours?
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2012, 12:18:29 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 07:01:28 am
Rotting dwarves' eyes out is a better idea than it sounds, actually.
Believe me I used to be a fervent advocator of eye melting, but it actually negatively affects Dorfs now. Lower rolls to all of their actions and stuff.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2012, 04:52:34 pm »
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:01:25 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
Youre implying the Dwarves would ever be going outside...
They start outside, don't they? Then there's caravans...
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2012, 07:08:17 pm »
Because sometimes you just gotta go outside.
The thrill of killing zombies, the reward of looting the surface, and the joyful return to home-sweet-home is just too good to pass up.

You don't truely appreciate your shthole homebase until you've gone outside and survived the zombies.
Just like in a real Zombie Apocalypse.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2012, 08:52:00 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 04:52:34 pm
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:01:25 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
Youre implying the Dwarves would ever be going outside...
They start outside, don't they? Then there's caravans...
Yeah. They do start outside. They also start with a Wagon. Maybe We should all build little huts around the Wagon! In slightly more seriousness, once They go inside...

As for Caravans, who needs em.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2012, 09:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:52:00 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 04:52:34 pm
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:01:25 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
Youre implying the Dwarves would ever be going outside...
They start outside, don't they? Then there's caravans...
Yeah. They do start outside. They also start with a Wagon. Maybe We should all build little huts around the Wagon! In slightly more seriousness, once They go inside...
As for Caravans, who needs em.
There's also migrants. And who needs caravans? Anyone who has a map devoid of coal, flux, and/or iron ore.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2012, 09:53:42 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 09:05:23 pm
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:52:00 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 04:52:34 pm
Quote from: Chilton on September 19, 2012, 08:01:25 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.
Youre implying the Dwarves would ever be going outside...
They start outside, don't they? Then there's caravans...
Yeah. They do start outside. They also start with a Wagon. Maybe We should all build little huts around the Wagon! In slightly more seriousness, once They go inside...
As for Caravans, who needs em.
There's also migrants. And who needs caravans? Anyone who has a map devoid of coal, flux, and/or iron ore.
Or who challenges themselves with minimal starts
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2012, 06:52:28 am »
Or one who believes elves make the best target practice.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2012, 08:07:36 am »
Or one who wants to be master of his whole domain and not just the sublevels.
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Re: A dwarf's guide to survive the zombie apocalypse ?
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2012, 10:31:25 am »
burrows at the ready a trade depot beside your fort for defense from meatsheilds traders wall up and fun
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