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How often should this game update?

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At least once a day; I don't care otherwise
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I HAVE NO STRONG OPINION ON THE MATTER
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I think it should work in a different way and will convey this in my next post.
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Author Topic: Guardians of the Artifacts. The first adventurer appears.  (Read 25339 times)

mcclay

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2012, 08:15:36 pm »

What is Derming?
A followup question to your question: Have you ead Roll to Roll to dodge. If yes than you should know what I mean. If not go read right now you lazy sack of feth!!!1!
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« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 09:10:31 pm by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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TherosPherae

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2012, 09:11:41 pm »

What is Derming?
Derming is what happens if you lose. As a result, mcclay gets his secondary choice of metamagic, since exploding everything in astonishing fashion is just a tad overpowered.
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2012, 10:11:49 pm »

Double post to get us started.

As you hand your form to the small man, you are suddenly teleported to a tent. A man in simple military garb shoves some basic equipment and spellbooks into your hands, as well as a note.
Spoiler: Note (click to show/hide)
Wow, that's real helpfu-snrxxxx...

You wake up in a cave. The cave is bland and generic, and you ponder why you were promised a map for something so boring.
You can hear a hubbub raising outside. What do you do?

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2012, 10:18:01 pm »

Summon Monster II, infernal plane, investigate ruckus.

Unless it tries to eat my face in which case do not investigate ruckus.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Tiruin

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2012, 10:57:26 pm »

Spoiler: Hit me in! (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 11:25:44 pm by Tiruin »
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TherosPherae

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2012, 11:08:13 pm »

Summon Monster II, infernal plane, investigate ruckus.

Unless it tries to eat my face in which case do not investigate ruckus.

You cast Summon Monster II, and an imp appears wearing a tiny tuxedo.
"Hello, ma'am. What shall we be doing today?"
You go investigate the ruckus, and it appears to be a bunch of villagers muttering amongst themselves at the mouth of the cave.
What do you do?

Spoiler: Hit me in! (click to show/hide)
ERROR: SPECIALIZATION/TALENT NOT FOUND. PLEASE INSERT CHARACTER SPECIALIZATION/TALENT TO CONTINUE.
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2012, 11:11:48 pm »

Investigate Ruckus!
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lemon10

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2012, 11:39:52 pm »

Misc note: While Arnak the chained is most certainly a Lawful god, he isn't a very nice god. At all. Oh nosirey.

Minor query: Where are we on the map (at the entrance to the cave, or closer to the artifact)?

Walk up to and examine the artifact, avoid touching it if it seems at all dangerous.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2012, 11:53:49 pm »

Investigate Ruckus!
You go to investigate the ruckus. It appears to be a collection of men carrying a sign saying "Builder's Union of Tanslaria". They are all wearing hardhats and other equipment. What do you do?

Misc note: While Arnak the chained is most certainly a Lawful god, he isn't a very nice god. At all. Oh nosirey.

Minor query: Where are we on the map (at the entrance to the cave, or closer to the artifact)?

Walk up to and examine the artifact, avoid touching it if it seems at all dangerous.
Well I googled Arnak and nothing came up, so you may have to throw me a PM elaborating exactly what he's all about.

On the map, you're off to the left side of the cave so that you can't see whatever's making the ruckus. Well, now you're not, since you got up and went to go investigate the artifact. It appears to be a fairly mundane, circular gold amulet, aside from the fractal-looking hole in the center. It also seems to pulse the air around it with an odd sort of energy. You quickly decide that it'd probably be a good idea to leave it on its pedestal.

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EDIT RECOGNIZED. ENTERING CHARACTER...

You, too, receive the note & equipment, wake up in a cave, etc.

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 11:58:37 pm by TherosPherae »
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Tiruin

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2012, 12:01:05 am »

Search for any ignitable source to use as a light source.

Find something to ignite such...
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Terenos

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2012, 12:06:34 am »

Converse with these.. Builders.

"What, are you doing here?"
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2012, 12:19:59 am »

Search for any ignitable source to use as a light source.

Find something to ignite such...

You have no source of fire! OH NO! What kind of buffoon leaves a lady alone in a cave without any source of li- oh, there's enough light coming in from the cave entrance that you can see just fine. Crisis averted.

Converse with these.. Builders.

"What, are you doing here?"
"We are here to offer you our services. We heard that someone living here would be needing, ah... 'interior decorators' sometime soon. There are no wizards among us, so we cannot do anything magical for you, but we can most certainly create passageways, pits, spikes... anything you'd like. We can also provide you with tools to do it yourself, but I suspect you lack our experience in the industry. This is all, of course, at a certain cost, though."
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2012, 12:23:41 am »

"To begin with, Give me some breakdowns on your prices. At the least, I will need a small room in the back of this cave. "

While I talk, size them up. Could I take them in a fight?
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game.)
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2012, 01:45:47 am »

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)
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Mutie? My eldrtich fluffykins? He is a graceful and proud creature! That may or may not be the essence of every nightmare since the beginning of time and will cause you to go mad by being near it.
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