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How often should this game update?

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I HAVE NO STRONG OPINION ON THE MATTER
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I think it should work in a different way and will convey this in my next post.
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Author Topic: Guardians of the Artifacts. The first adventurer appears.  (Read 14823 times)

TherosPherae

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Guardians of the Artifacts. The first adventurer appears.
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:30:26 pm »

GOOD MORNING, MAGGOTS. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO TELL YOU ALL THIS TWICE, SO KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN.

YOU ARE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE DISPLAYED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IOTA OF TALENT IN A CERTAIN FIELD. THE GODS HAVE NOTICED THIS, AND, FOR SOME THRICE-DAMNED REASON, HAVE CHOSEN TO APPOINT YOU GREEN WEENIES AS GUARDIANS OF SOME OF THE MOST ANCIENT AND POWERFUL ARTIFACTS IN EXISTENCE. YOU WILL BE FACING NOT ONLY ADVENTURERS LOOKING TO EXPLOIT THE ARTIFACTS' POWER, BUT EXISTENTIALISTS WISHING TO DESTROY IT, ANIMALS JUST PLAIN BEING A NUISANCE, AND WHATEVER ELSE THE SENTIENT BEINGS OF THIS WORLD CAN THROW AT YOU. IT IS MY JOB TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE INEVITABLE SHITSTORM. SO LISTEN UP! UNLESS OF COURSE YOU THINK YOU'RE ALREADY FAMILIAR ENOUGH WITH THIS, IN WHICH CASE YOU MAY SIMPLY FILL OUT THE SURVEY, GIVE IT TO THIS LITTLE MAN AT MY SIDE, THEN GO COLLECT YOUR ASSIGNMENT INFORMATION AND FREE SHIT.

Spoiler: SIGN UP SHEET (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ITEM ONE. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ITEM TWO. (click to show/hide)

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?
« Last Edit: October 17, 2012, 12:41:10 am by TherosPherae »
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Re: Guardians of Just About Everything (CURRENTLY NEEDS PLAYERS. YES, YOU.)
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 09:15:07 pm »

PLAYERS:
  • Spoiler: Noahtophatz (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: Ochita (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: Criptfeind (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: lemon10 (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: Terenos (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: tomio175 (click to show/hide)

WAITLIST:
  • Spoiler: hachnslay (click to show/hide)
  • Spoiler: GreatWyrmGold (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 09:05:31 pm by TherosPherae »
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

10ebbor10

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 12:13:16 pm »

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

Yes, all that, but whitout caps.

Interested, but the caps make it quite hard to read.
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 12:18:17 pm »

NAME: Riivak the Black.
GENDER: Male, Human
SPECIALIZATION/TALENT: Melee Weaponry

STATS:
STR: 10
DEX: 6
INT: 4
WIS: 5
PIE: 5
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But despite what you've been told, I once had a soul. Left somewhere behind...

Criptfeind

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 12:29:08 pm »

What types of SPECIALIZATION/TALENT are you looking for? Magic? Magic types? Weapons? Being a vampire?
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 12:59:15 pm »

NAME: Lud
GENDER: Male
SPECIALIZATION/TALENT: Priest of Arnak the Chained

STATS (30 PTS):
STR:3
DEX:5
INT:3
WIS:3
PIE:16
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

Criptfeind

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 01:20:50 pm »

NAME: Melekef the Damned.
GENDER: M
SPECIALIZATION/TALENT: Necromancery

STATS (30 PTS):
STR: 3
DEX:4
INT: 15
WIS: 7
PIE: 1
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IronyOwl

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 02:13:32 pm »

NAME: Sharilak
GENDER: Female
SPECIALIZATION/TALENT: Summoning

STATS:
STR: 1
DEX: 8
INT: 15
WIS: 5
PIE: 1
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"Next, you're gonna wanna fuse the soul of a god with the devourer of time and space and cook it into a nice curry, which you'll find the instructions to in our previous video."
2,500+ chapters about slapping faces

Criptfeind

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 02:48:28 pm »

How many people are we looking for here before we start?
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Ochita

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 03:00:21 pm »

NAME: Zunith
GENDER: female
SPECIALIZATION/TALENT: Melee combat

STATS (30 PTS):
STR: 7
DEX: 9
INT: 4
WIS: 6
PIE: 4
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

TherosPherae

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 06:21:44 pm »

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

Yes, all that, but whitout caps.

Interested, but the caps make it quite hard to read.
Ok, here ya go. The spoilers are removed so that people don't have to scroll through the whole thing twice.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What types of SPECIALIZATION/TALENT are you looking for? Magic? Magic types? Weapons? Being a vampire?
Pretty much whatever. Nothing absurd like omnipotence, though.

How many people are we looking for here before we start?
I was thinking somewhere around six, but it just now hit me that we can add people in as we go so it's not a huge deal if we start early. So we're going to start early - give me an hour or four to get the maps ready.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 07:24:58 pm »

Name: Mcclay
Gender: Male
Talent:Derming (alterntavitely meta magic)
Str: 5
Dex: 5
Int:6
Wis: 9
Pie:5
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I'm back bb.

Criptfeind

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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 08:12:42 pm »

What is Derming?
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 08:13:41 pm »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THIS I FUCKED UP
« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 08:17:34 pm by mcclay »
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Re: Guardians of the Artifacts (Dungeon Keeper Game. Currently Needs Players.)
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 08:15:12 pm »

dermonster, aka Derm, is a player known for blowing everything up (in RTDs, mainly). Derming is thus more or less a fancy word for blowing things up or lighting them on fire, generally on a large scale.
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"Next, you're gonna wanna fuse the soul of a god with the devourer of time and space and cook it into a nice curry, which you'll find the instructions to in our previous video."
2,500+ chapters about slapping faces
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