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mainiac

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2012, 06:49:08 am »
Dexter DVD set and a life jacket.
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Every winter my Uncle Bilbert used to go out and buy clothes for his entire hobbit family.  I remember the first year I came along with him shopping.  His tongue was swollen up so he was unable to speak but my uncle Bilbert was not concerned.  He simply took me and my cousins to town and proudly presented his young relatives to the shopkeeper.  The wise old clothesmaker just smiled and started taking measurements.  After so many years of business he didn't hesitate to in fur my uncle's hobbits.

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2012, 09:52:06 am »
So easy.
A hell of a lot of large cucumbers/carrots and baby oil.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2012, 10:06:39 am »
A bucket and a can of grey face-paint
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2012, 10:50:08 am »
A rope and a burlap sack
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2012, 11:05:44 am »
A plain man-sized carpet and a bottle of chloroform.
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If it's dubbed and not subbed, it's not worth watching.

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2012, 11:26:41 am »
A wig and a dress in my size.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2012, 11:37:15 am »
antifreeze and bring a big list of drinks with a "to be bought at wallmart" at the bottom of the list "to be bought at gas station: antifreeze"
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2012, 11:40:21 am »
A sledgehammer an Lingerie
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 04:31:16 pm »
As much toilet paper as one can carry and as much eggs as another person could carry. Mention an evil neighbor who's about to get some.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 06:18:16 pm »
Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on September 20, 2012, 04:31:16 pm
As much toilet paper as one can carry and as much eggs as another person could carry. Mention an evil neighbor who's about to get some.
Nah, they'd just egg you on.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 06:34:07 pm »
A cheese grater and some expired bacon
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 08:42:41 pm »
Catnip and a lighter. Bonus points if you wear a weed-theme shirt.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 09:55:14 pm »
Copy of 50 Shades of Grey and a hunting knife.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2012, 10:01:59 pm »
Quote from: TCM on September 20, 2012, 09:55:14 pm
Copy of 50 Shades of Grey and a hunting knife.
This guy wins. That said, all the Twilight books and some rope.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2012, 10:04:44 pm »
AR15 and a poster of Justin Beiber.
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