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Author Topic: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE  (Read 88855 times)

Fireiy

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #435 on: October 28, 2012, 06:11:01 pm »

Get Malus worse sentence possible for multiple infringements. Let public visit him in jail. Even if they're carrying miniguns or something like that.
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Azthor

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #436 on: October 28, 2012, 06:11:41 pm »

Steal all dough in creation and fry 31 Great Doughnuts of Power. Distribute them amongst the players.

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Yoink

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #437 on: October 28, 2012, 07:34:10 pm »

>EXCAVATE TOP SECRET MISSILE LAUNCH SILOS HIDDEN BENEATH SURFACE OF SUN... JUST IN CASE

>DEVELOP MISSILE DEFENCE SYSTEM TO PROTECT SUN AND ITS INHABITANTS FROM ATTACK

>ALSO DEVELOP ELITE SECURITY FORCES TO PREVENT INFILTRATION AND ENSURE SAFETY OF ALL WHO CHOOSE TO LIVE ON SUN

>APPOINT COUNCIL OF 16 WISEST CITIZENS OF SUN TO ASSIGN HOUSING TO MIGRANTS AND REFUGEES, AS WELL AS RUNNING DAY-TO-DAY AFFAIRS LIKE INFASTRUCTURE AND LAW ENFORCEMENT WHEN AM TOO BUSY, BUT OF COURSE I CAN VETO THEIR DECISIONS IF THEY ARE SILLY

THEN, WITH THE WORK OUT OF THE WAY

>TURN MR TINKLES TO FACE THE WALL

>APPROACH QUEEN

>CONVINCE QUEEN THAT IT WILL BE UP TO THE CITIZENS OF THE SUN TO RE-POPULATE THE SOLAR SYSTEM AFTER ALL THE CHAOS

>SIRE BROOD OF CHILDREN IN BEDROOM
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #438 on: October 29, 2012, 03:53:14 am »

I have to lock this thread over quote pyramid spam.  Please don't make quote pyramids like that.  They mess up the forum for people.  You can continue the game in another thread.
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