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I am stuck in a tree, should I savescum?

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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2012, 01:25:05 pm »

Okay, I found a passage deeper into the earth. Kamca is looking tired, so I rest the night. When I woke up, she wasn't there. I hear some growling echoing through the caves.

My coins don't disappear any more when I drop them, but I am already hopelessly lost.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2012, 03:10:12 pm »

 Maybe the surviving Kobolds are getting back at Thomo by stealing his coins. They did seem pretty peeved, considering they stuck Thomo's friends up on pikes.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2012, 05:50:12 pm »

Crundles and blind cave ogres. That is all I'm finding.

Oh no, I jumped down a cliff and landed on a tree. Now I'm stuck there. Should I savescum? because that would be an extraordinarily stupid death.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2012, 05:51:19 pm »

Maybe you can wait it out and get knocked off by a cave swallow or something.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2012, 06:13:52 pm »

Crundles and blind cave ogres. That is all I'm finding.

Oh no, I jumped down a cliff and landed on a tree. Now I'm stuck there. Should I savescum? because that would be an extraordinarily stupid death.

Extraordinarily stupid deaths are probably the greatest end to any game of Dwarf Fortress, I mean look at Boatmurdered, they all killed each other because of SMOKE FROM THEIR OWN DOOMWEAPON :P

Except yknow I actually want to see this go on.

Have you tried an Alt+movement key?
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2012, 06:58:15 pm »

The poll says to savescum, so I will savescum. It doesn't make me happy, but I think it is justified in this case.

Sorry MrWillsauce, but I don't think things attack you while you're falling. Even if they did, I'm not waiting that long. My brain would turn to mush then pour out my ears. Then my index finger would retract back into my hand so it wouldn't have to press the wait button anymore.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2012, 01:05:28 am »

The poll says to savescum, so I will savescum. It doesn't make me happy, but I think it is justified in this case.

Sorry MrWillsauce, but I don't think things attack you while you're falling. Even if they did, I'm not waiting that long. My brain would turn to mush then pour out my ears. Then my index finger would retract back into my hand so it wouldn't have to press the wait button anymore.
WAIT NO THERE IS A DIFFERENT SOLUTION.

Very simple. Go into human, give them [FLIER], fly off, remove it.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2012, 03:09:13 am »

The poll says to savescum, so I will savescum. It doesn't make me happy, but I think it is justified in this case.

Sorry MrWillsauce, but I don't think things attack you while you're falling. Even if they did, I'm not waiting that long. My brain would turn to mush then pour out my ears. Then my index finger would retract back into my hand so it wouldn't have to press the wait button anymore.
WAIT NO THERE IS A DIFFERENT SOLUTION.

Very simple. Go into human, give them [FLIER], fly off, remove it.

What about Alt-moving? Isn't that possible?
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2012, 06:46:51 am »

The poll says to savescum, so I will savescum. It doesn't make me happy, but I think it is justified in this case.

Sorry MrWillsauce, but I don't think things attack you while you're falling. Even if they did, I'm not waiting that long. My brain would turn to mush then pour out my ears. Then my index finger would retract back into my hand so it wouldn't have to press the wait button anymore.
WAIT NO THERE IS A DIFFERENT SOLUTION.

Very simple. Go into human, give them [FLIER], fly off, remove it.

What about Alt-moving? Isn't that possible?
No, because it technically counts as falling. Forever.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2012, 06:55:20 am »

I wish there was a way to make another adventurer, find your dark lord, and then "free" him  from his eternal prison.  Probably by lighting the tree on fire. 
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2012, 04:01:29 pm »

If mounting was possible I would say riding a skeletal dragon would be undeniably cool.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2012, 12:32:22 pm »

It's gonna be a while before I can get back to this, various school things and a succession game in the way. But I will finish this, Thomo Practicefights the Oily Furnace will have a proper ending to his story.
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2013, 09:34:06 am »

It's gonna be a while before I can get back to this, various school things and a succession game in the way. But I will finish this, Thomo Practicefights the Oily Furnace will have a proper ending to his story.

YES! THIS TIME HE MUST GET STUCK ON A TREE WITH CORPSES ON IT!...AND THE CORPSES ARE ON FIRE!
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2013, 02:06:16 pm »

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I crawl away from the fighting, batting tens of arrows out of the sky with my sword.
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huh?
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Re: I have become a dark lord
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2013, 03:28:42 am »

It's gonna be a while before I can get back to this, various school things and a succession game in the way. But I will finish this, Thomo Practicefights the Oily Furnace will have a proper ending to his story.

Do you have any mod for this story and what mod does this work or will you or fans make your character able on mod like Fallout And Equstria and Loseing is magic
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