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[mastahcheese]

...lest the world be bathed in Magma! With us not safe!

Wait, we don't want the world bathed in magma?
Oh, wait, the "us not safe" part...
We must decipher this, NOW!

[Talvieno]

...I'm fairly confident that the OP is hiding some cryptic and carefully thought-out message in his post. A warning of some catastrophic future event that only a chosen few on this forum will be able to decipher, and thus go on to stop said event from occurring.

Think about it, why else would someone go through the effort of creating a thread with such little meaning and possibility for discussion, unless they only wanted it to appear that way to deter the truly unworthy. It's the only logical explanation.

It's a prophecy. You just have to read between the lines.

The Toady One is a god amongst men and dwarves. He has created a beast (one the hipsters still don't know about).

Your game is amazing. /kissfeet

The Toady One is a god amongst men and dwarves.

The Prophet of Toady One has arisen.

The Toady One is a god amongst men and dwarves.

The Toady One is a god, therefore, He is a creator.

The Toady One is a god amongst men and dwarves.

The Toady One created mankind through his advanced simulation, and dwarves as well, but what happened to the dwarves? Clearly, the Prophet realizes that dwarves were real, but also that they are gone.

He has created a beast (one the hipsters still don't know about).

The Toady One created, as gods do.
He created the Game.
The Game is the Beast. Its number is 666. It destroyed the dwarves, and they are no more.

He has created a beast (one the hipsters still don't know about) .

We are the hipsters. We should know of the Beast's existence, for it wiped out the dwarves. We still don't know what it truly is, or what it is capable of.
We see the Game as a game. We do not realize it is sentient, nor that it wiped out all dwarfkind from our world.
We do not see the Beast.
We do not see what is coming.
It is coming.
It is coming.
The Game.
It will destroy us.

Your game is amazing. /kissfeet

But Wulfsok, the Toady One's Prophet... he sees what is coming. He sees the Toady One's Divine Plan, and he sees the Righteous Destruction that is in store for us, the hipsters of the world. The humans.

/kissfeet
Ikissfeet
I kiSsFeet
rearranged:
I Seek Fist

Wulfsok begs the Toady One to grant him the position of His right hand. He seeks to become the Toady One's Almighty Fist, to carry out his wishes. He begs to become the Game.
The Prophet, Wulfsok, seeks to destroy us all.

He says "I'm not worthy" to try to discourage us from seeking the position of Toady One's second-in-command.

[adasdad]

but the thing is, all the awesome people go deaf or get early onset Alzheimer's or get shot or something. the world punishes the greats );

[Dutchling]

Hey ! I used to not know Dwarf Fortress before it was cool ! 

One does not simply not know about Dwarf Fortress

To the SigCave!

[Loud Whispers]

The Toady One

Wulfsok didn't say Toady One the Great. Instead he chose to say THE Toady One.

The One who is Toad-like. This is no coincidence.

The Toady One is a god amongst men and dwarves.

This Toad-like is a god amongst men AND DWARVES. The Dwarves are those who know the truth, whereas the humans see a god amongst mortals, when in fact, the truth is far more sinister.

He has created a beast

A beast that will surely take over the world. But the warning is hidden - it is hidden like the beast within the message. Hidden fun stuff.

(one the hipsters still don't know about).

A hipster is someone who follows the latest trends and fashions. Much like the cool new rope reed clothes on the market, they blindly follow marketing schemes in an attempt to be slick. This sounds all too like a call to pull hipsters across the globe onto one site for the sake of something dastardly...

Your game is amazing. /kissfeet

And Wulfsok here is appealing for help, trying to avoid the wrath of the Toad-like, which is no doubt monitoring him closely.

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have been infiltrated.

Infiltrated by a demon. A demon that's taken the form of a Toad.

I know why too.

Scientists, our finest pioneers, are drilling through the Earth.

...deep under the Pacific Ocean, 500 miles off the coast of Costa Rica, they're drilling - drilling deep down through the Earth's crust into hard, crystalline rocks

All the layers, bypassed...

layers upon layers of solidified magma.

Past the magma sea and the SMR... Possibly even slade...

Right into the Earth's mantle.

Armok have mercy on us all. I only hope the scientists are savvy enough to save us all.

[SquatchHammer]

It might be when he found out why the economic system doesn't work in DF. I just thought of it myself when I was watching my friend play DF and keep seeing the screen that says you overhear a conversation to one of your skilled dwarves. I keep wondering why that was there and then suddenly I thought it might be a hold over when you used to be able to pay your dwarves and that could be just in case that you weren't paying one of your higher dwarves enough to keep them in the fortress. Well since that was never a real threat since no economy since its broken and Toady has yet to make it work.....

That's when it hit me. HE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK AN ECONOMY THAT IS BASED OF ONE THAT IS BROKEN RIGHT NOW!!!! See the Toady one is an all seeing being....

[mastahcheese]

Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.

[Talvieno]

Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.

No, no. You have it backwards. Reality is Dwarf Fortress.

[mastahcheese]

Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.

No, no. You have it backwards. Reality is Dwarf Fortress.

But the point is that we're still going to die.

[Talvieno]

...True.

Well, this being Dwarf Fortress, we're all going to die gruesomely. And likely in a very sadistically hilarious manner. At least it will be enjoyable to the onlookers.

[mastahcheese]

well, sounds like we need to tramuatize some more people so we can get used to tragedy before it starts.

[IronTomato]

To the candy!
Bum bum BUM!

[Loud Whispers]

Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.

No, "reality" is the matrix. Dwarf Fortress is the reality.

If you die in any of these states you die for real.

*DUN DUN DUN*

[chaosgear]

Dang, I love this community!

[Kedly]

One does not simply not know about Dwarf Fortress

Sigged =P