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mastahcheese

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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2012, 08:27:43 pm »

Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.
No, "reality" is the matrix. Dwarf Fortress is the reality.
Well, that's it, Dwarf Fortress is reality, and we're all going to die.
No, no. You have it backwards. Reality is Dwarf Fortress.
So....            Reality is Dwarf Fortress, which is, in turn, Reality, which then, is in fact, the Matrix.



But the point is that we're still going to die.
We're all going to die gruesomely. And likely in a very sadistically hilarious manner. At least it will be enjoyable to the onlookers.
If you die in any of these states you die for real.

That about sum it up?
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2012, 08:35:05 pm »

Add some cats, a carp and a minecart shotgun loaded with goblinite, and you're pretty much there, yeah.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2012, 08:37:59 pm »

Add some cats, a carp and a minecart shotgun loaded with goblinite, and you're pretty much there, yeah.
I want to see a picture of this.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2012, 05:46:16 pm »

This thread is amazing.

EDIT: I'm not worthy.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2012, 06:44:50 pm »

This thread is amazing. /kissfeet

EDIT: I'm not worthy.

fixed that for you.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2012, 05:44:10 pm »

Thank you.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2012, 03:16:52 pm »

Let's talk about the Bay12 Magma submarine program.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2012, 10:20:45 pm »

Do the game's physics allow for such things?

If so, bauxite submarines for everyone. I'd put a vampire in one and drop him in a volcano, with no way to bring it back up. That would be funny.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2012, 10:25:07 pm »

Doesn't work, ceiling caves-in faster than floor.

You're better off pumping out the magma, building the sub, and pumping it back in.
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2012, 10:28:08 pm »

But what if it was made of candy?
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Re: I'm not worthy
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2012, 04:15:43 am »

But what if it was made of candy?
All about the bling bling. However such a thing would be very expensive, and would likely fall to pieces when Urist McEngineer saves costs by using microcline pieces.
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