*middle click the games while cursor is indicating they are clickable, expecting it to open a new tab about the game. Nothing happens*
*single click, resulting in a tiny tooltip with a small description*
In X-Blades, the player takes on the role of the enchanting heroine Ayumi, who survives a breathtaking dance of blades through the Hordes of Darkness. The long-haired beautiful anime--
I've seen this before! I've read this description before!
(on Steam, discovering that it is a terrible game, with a terrible description, and whoever tries to get you to buy it is a terrible person).
*runs away from the terrible games*