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Author Topic: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY  (Read 779 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 09:19:44 am »

ACQUIRE MESS AND TURN IT INTO A POWER GENERATOR

HOOK UP TO MAIN POWER GRID

PUT ICKY BITS IN SPONGE, SELL ON SIDE FOR PROFITS
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 10:23:34 am »

BEGIN FORUM GAME IN AGENCY NETWORK. NAME IT 'BAY 12 IS FORUMS'. MAKE IT SO EVERYONE IN THE AGENCY IS ACTUALLY JUST PART OF AN ONLINE FORUM
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 11:12:43 am »

TAKE SCELLY TO MED BAY.

AVOID OBVIOUS STATEMENT.


((Maybe make it so whenever we complete a task we're assigned, we get closer to levelling up to a new position.))

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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 11:14:22 am »

UNCLOG TAHT MOTHERFUCKER.
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 11:19:13 am »

\\Joining\\

Be somewhere else from all the mayhem atm, cleaning in another department...
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 11:27:30 am »

BEGIN TO CLEAN CLEANING SUPPLIES

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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 11:30:10 am »

PRETEND TO BE GORDON FREEMAN, SMASH RATS WITH MOP
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 11:30:39 am »

PRETEND TO TAKE CLEANING SUPLIES.
FOLD PAPER AIRPLANES SECRETLY.
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 12:50:04 pm »

Build robotic eyes out of cleaning supplies.
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2012, 12:51:16 pm »

Ask for promotion to science bloke.
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2012, 01:51:22 pm »

MEIN GOTT!

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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2012, 03:07:05 pm »

GET OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. SPY AROUND FACILITY
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2012, 03:26:16 pm »

ASK WHAT ARE CRITERION FOR PROMOTION.
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2012, 04:36:07 pm »

EAT THE MOP TO IMPRESS THE BOSS AND BECOME PROMOTED TO COMMANDO DIVISION
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Re: BAY12 IS SECRET AGENCY
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2012, 04:37:15 pm »

STEAL SECRET DOCUMENTS. SELL SECRET DOCUMENTS TO RIVAL FORUM AGENCIES.
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