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Reality can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. I have the right to arm bears dammit.
Broker: Wasn't there an ambush squad here just a second ago?Merchant: I don't know what you're talking about. Do you want this goblin ankle bone amulet or not?
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
It all ends with Belgium, because no one rules Belgium. Not even the governement.
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
SUPPORT THE COMMUNIST GAY MOVEMENT!
I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
Future supplanter of humanity.
But I'm tired of personal genocide mathmatics for the moment, so someone else can take it up.
Sounds like you're going to have to whip out the old perpetual-motion engines: HFS-powered hamster wheels.
Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.
DF: Beat people to death with their own appendages!
No Corai. California is so liberal they resist your liberal.
I am giving nothing to the bee-raped, kobold loving, swing-state taking pedophile that is Corai.