After a few months of playing inferior games, I decided to play the new versions of DF. Wow, undead, necromancers, vampires, fun stuff.
So I start a fort in a haunted location with minerals and flux, dwarves chop trees, dig out a huge dining hall that I always make... what could possibly go wrong?
Some dwarves get interrupted by an undead peregrine, my dogs manage to kill it... Then a wombat corpse, that kills my dogs. Ok this seems serious, I draft a naked dwarf and give him a battleaxe, he kills the wombat. I undraft him to do other stuff, 5 seconds later some dwarf gets interrupted by an undead wombat. That seems suspicious, I draft the dwarf again, he kills it. 5 seconds later, the dwarves get interrupted by an undead wombat... Ok wtf... Is it the same goddamn wombat? Sure enough, it was coming from my refuse stockpile...
Then a dog corpse starts scaring my dwarves, draft again. I figure I should make a corpse stockpile away from my fortress. Dwarves start carrying corpses there, and I have to draft my axedwarf every 5 seconds to run to that stockpile and kill them again, because they come back to my fortress. So far so good.
Walls almost ready... my dwarves get interrupted by... a dog head. It was in the refuse stockpile right next to my gate. Draaaaft... After killing the head three times, it manages to explode and shower the whole place with teeth and whatnot. I'm nearly crying at this point, who knows how many of these teeth will start spooking my dwarves.
As if that wasn't enough, now I am attacked by a horde of undead rhesus makaques. Ok are you kidding me? I had enough trouble with a dog and a wombat, now I have to deal with 7 more corpses??? Also, there's a mad dwarf in a strange mood downstairs, oh dear...
Yes, this is indeed a Dwarf Fortress