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GreatWyrmGold

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Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:35:16 pm »
This is a minimalist roll to dodge game. You are unlucky. To simulate this, your actions will be determined with a d3 rather than a d6.

To join, post a phrase at least three words long describing your character, then say your first action. If you die, you can get a new character. Simple, no?

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Situation:

You are at the town gates. In the town are some shops, a town square with gallows, and the palace. Oh, and lots of houses. What do you do?
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 05:23:06 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 10:09:47 pm »
First:

Head to the shops to buy a bow and arrows.

Swift, Lucky, Charismatic
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 10:10:41 pm »
I meant like what you are and look like, e.g. "an elf with blonde hair."
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Xantalos

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 10:13:29 pm »
An oval with jagged edges. I promptly attach myself to the face of someone to become an OMNOMNOM mouth.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 02:11:51 pm »
Quote from: Caerwyn on October 12, 2012, 10:09:47 pm
First:

Head to the shops to buy a bow and arrows.

Swift, Lucky, Charismatic
[2] There are no shops around with sufficiently cheap bows.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 12, 2012, 10:13:29 pm
An oval with jagged edges. I promptly attach myself to the face of someone to become an OMNOMNOM mouth.
[3] You are someone's mouth. He feels hungry and eats some gruel. Eww...
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 02:15:23 pm »
A CAUTIOUS CONSUMER OF VELOCITY

>STAGE REVOLUTION
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 02:57:40 pm »
All of my actions will have a multiple of three words.

Very Bad Ninja.
Try to Fly!
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2012, 04:04:13 pm »
POSSESS DUDE
EAT THE TOWN
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2012, 05:08:29 pm »
Solid Snake Impersonator.

Have a smoke.
Look cool.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2012, 02:05:03 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on October 13, 2012, 02:15:23 pm
A CAUTIOUS CONSUMER OF VELOCITY

>STAGE REVOLUTION
[1] They revolt against you. You are taken to the gallows.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 13, 2012, 02:57:40 pm
All of my actions will have a multiple of three words.

Very Bad Ninja.
Try to Fly!

[1] You climb the wall and jump off. You are dead.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 13, 2012, 04:04:13 pm
POSSESS DUDE
EAT THE TOWN
[3] You control his upper body. [2] You eat a couple bricks, then feel sick.

Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on October 13, 2012, 05:08:29 pm
Solid Snake Impersonator.

Have a smoke.
Look cool.
[3] You light a cigarette on fire without burning yourself, about the best that's been done so far. [1] You look kinda dumb.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2012, 02:56:08 pm »
A cloud with an eye and some miserable lightning, posing as this region's local failing diety.


Fail to upgrade dice into d6
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2012, 02:58:50 pm »
EAT THE GALLOWS AS PER ANCIENT TOWN CUSTOM
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2012, 03:00:36 pm »
QUICKLY
CONSUME THE LOCAL WELL
WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FALL IN
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2012, 03:00:50 pm »
Still. Not. Dead.

Steal Useful Stuff.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2012, 04:19:54 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on October 14, 2012, 02:56:08 pm
A cloud with an eye and some miserable lightning, posing as this region's local failing diety.

Fail to upgrade dice into d6
[2+2] You succeed! You still roll a d3.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on October 14, 2012, 02:58:50 pm
EAT THE GALLOWS AS PER ANCIENT TOWN CUSTOM
[1] Your stomach is skewered. Luckily, it doesn't hurt anymore. Nothing does...

Quote from: Xantalos on October 14, 2012, 03:00:36 pm
QUICKLY
CONSUME THE LOCAL WELL
WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FALL IN
[3] You start eating the well. Your host is full before you get finish the shady bit, though.

Quote from: TopHat on October 14, 2012, 03:00:50 pm
Still. Not. Dead.

Steal Useful Stuff.
[1] That lit bomb looks useful!

The townsmen look kinda sad, then toss LordSlowpoke's corpse into the well.
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