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Xantalos

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2012, 04:21:55 pm »

MAKE TOWNSPEOPLE WORSHIP ME
DEPOSE THE GODS
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2012, 05:20:44 pm »

Eat lit bomb!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2012, 06:42:05 am »

MAKE TOWNSPEOPLE WORSHIP ME
DEPOSE THE GODS
[3] You're like a saint now. [1] The gods' hold on this town has never been stronger.

Eat lit bomb!
You are dead.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2012, 10:03:43 am »

PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE!
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2012, 10:47:05 am »

New character: Not As Dead

Look for useful stuff.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2012, 10:48:52 am »

Search the answer.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2012, 11:10:34 am »

USE SAINT POWERS TO DO STUFF...
DEFEAT DA VILLANS
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2012, 02:41:23 pm »

BE A TOWNSPERSON
GET ELECTED MAYOR
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2012, 04:13:58 pm »

PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE!
[3] You punch someone in the face. They get angry.

New character: Not As Dead

Look for useful stuff.
[3] You find a knife.

Search the answer.
[3] You locate some sort of answer. What does "6*7" mean?

USE SAINT POWERS TO DO STUFF...
DEFEAT DA VILLANS
[2] You have no saint powers. [1] You defeat yourself, lethally.

BE A TOWNSPERSON
GET ELECTED MAYOR
[2] You lose the election.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2012, 04:19:51 pm »

murder hamster with knife, eat it
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2012, 05:45:56 pm »

BECOME KEITH DAVID
WIN
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2012, 02:33:43 am »

MURDER MAYOR
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2012, 09:49:28 am »

HELP CHEVII WITH MURDER (YES, 6 SYLLABLES!)
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2012, 04:56:51 pm »

murder hamster with knife, eat it
[1] You catch a hamster, draw a knife, and it kills you.

BECOME KEITH DAVID
WIN
[1] You are, oh...Justin Bieber. [2] You do not win.

MURDER MAYOR
HELP CHEVII WITH MURDER (YES, 6 SYLLABLES!)
[2+1] Is that any way to lose an election? Apparently, since you lost the election and killed the mayor. [2+1] You are automatically considered a candidate in the reelection.
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Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2012, 05:16:55 pm »

*bangs head against wall*
New character: I hate hamsters.
SQUIDGE THAT STUPID HAMSTER!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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