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Author Topic: Necrothreat III, whatever that is  (Read 321129 times)

highmax28

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1290 on: January 20, 2016, 07:15:27 pm »

For all we know we changed Embark sights in the middle of the chaos with no one knowing
As far as I know, we're not even in the same world anymore. I left it all nice and tidy for you guys and you somehow managed to screw it up.

This is the mystery and the beauty of Necrothreat...
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1291 on: January 22, 2016, 11:07:44 am »

Necrothreat
No other fortress like it.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1292 on: January 28, 2016, 02:17:20 pm »

Wonderin' if we'll get an update this week
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1293 on: January 28, 2016, 02:31:14 pm »

Prolly. Been doin' stuff, washing dogs, and stuff. I've got some ideas for tomorrow, so I'll play then.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1294 on: January 29, 2016, 04:19:06 am »

Am I the only one that has no idea what tower you folks are talking about?

This one:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's just outside the underground part of the fort.

So anyway, it just got exciting again.



A bunch of thread zombies and a troll hammerman, apparently.

There is only one solution here!



Or rather, all the levers. I think I know which two I want. Hopefully those two are the only ones I need.

Luckily, they're not moving much yet. I'm hustling everyone into the fortress, and I've stationed our militia just behind the entrance so as to catch them if something goes wrong.

This is what faces us:



Oh, right, they're still coming.



Tired and sick, Minkot swings her pick with an energy born of bitterness. Anger at the world, anger at death and the dead that were not dead. It has been a long few years for her, separated from loved ones and witnessing death on a near-daily basis. The stench of rot fills her nostrils by day, and the screams of the dying tear through her dreams by night. This is her only relief: to be one with her tools, and to strike each blow at the earth as though it is the poisoned spring from which all her trouble flows.

As she sweeps the sand away from the base of the cliff, the silence is shattered by the sound of a horn from the watchtower. Dizzied by the sun and the noise, she staggers away from the work site and squints up the hill. Thread zombies march over the rise, dozens of them. Behind them, a skeletally thin monster covered in matted hair raises a silver maul and utters an unholy roar, a mob of gray-furred trolls grunting and barking behind him.

The horn sounds again and, blinded and vomiting, Minkot turns to claw her way towards safety. She stumbles and falls, but props herself up with her pick and shambles into a trot again. She rounds the corner of the keep, but the troll with the hammer is charging down the slopes with all the speed and ferocity of a frenzied predator. Panicked, she readies her pick and readies herself for the inevitable onslaught. She is wracked with cramps, but doubled over and on her knees she still crawls on toward safety. A bridge falls, and the troll smells the caverns and the fortress. Both home and prey. It changes targets. Minkot does not see. She finally makes it to the clear ground of the keep, and rises to her feet. She walks into the fortress, swaying and blinking at the sudden relief from the harsh light of the sun.

Elsewhere, the bridge that fell slams shut again. The opportunistic trolls that rushed forward are hurled off their feet, striking the floor with sickening cracks. The cave echoes with their howls, as the floor is spattered teal with blood. Bare bone glistens in the low light of the pit.

The other trolls run. Dwarves everywhere move to pull levers, desperately trying to seal the keep off from the rest of the fortress and keep them out. The militia ready their weapons where they wait in the main hall, knowing there will soon be bloodshed.

Screams ring out through the fortress. A troll has clawed its way through a crevice in the wall. The military elites charge. The crossbowmen remain behind to cover the entrance hall. The fate of the fortress may rest on whether the bridges are closed in time.




Okay, so there was a gap I hadn't noticed and I assumed some of the trolls were trapped. Oops. On the plus side, they're unarmed and barely armoured, so the Elite Squad should make short work of them. And a whole bunch of them got quite badly injured by the bridge.

I can't work out how to close any of the bridges except the one that's labeled. One of the levers doesn't even seem to do anything.

This wasn't exactly what I was planning on doing today. :P

There are about sixty enemies, the majority trolls.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1295 on: January 29, 2016, 05:46:10 am »

Welcome to Necrothreat, just in case you missed the sign.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1296 on: January 29, 2016, 08:55:58 pm »

I TOLD YOU THERE WERE RANDOM GAPS EVERYWHERE

SEE IT WASN'T MY FAULT THE NECROTHREADERS GOT IN DURING MY TURN

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1297 on: January 29, 2016, 09:11:15 pm »

Are we reading the same signs? Cause the one I found said

DANGER DANGER
NECROTHREAT
DANGER
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1298 on: January 30, 2016, 12:46:53 am »

Are we reading the same signs? Cause the one I found said

DANGER DANGER
NECROTHREAT
DANGER
I think that was the sign I saw when I saw the sign that said "Silent Hill ---> Raccoon City <---" and turned around
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1299 on: February 07, 2016, 05:53:28 pm »

Yes, yes, this is all fine and dandy about signs, however what is the current state of the fort?
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1300 on: February 07, 2016, 05:54:13 pm »

Ha, I was just about to post something similar when you ninja'd.

Also, who's next in the list?
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1301 on: February 07, 2016, 11:48:16 pm »

Ha, I was just about to post something similar when you ninja'd.

Also, who's next in the list?
Some guy with a dark tower picture from the looks of i- oh... I think its you :P
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1302 on: February 08, 2016, 12:18:08 am »

Varsity has been keeping me busy, but to summarise: Some trolls got in, the elites butchered them. A crossbowman got in somehow, the elites slaughtered it. The trolls are treating up the keep, but I'm not sending out the elites because there are zillions. I did to seal the fort, though.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1303 on: February 08, 2016, 03:46:45 am »

Excellent.

It sounds like during my turn the death toll will be high.

Be prepared to lose your favourite players in a G.R.R. Martin inspired orgy of death.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1304 on: February 08, 2016, 07:24:13 am »

I can't work out how to close any of the bridges except the one that's labeled. One of the levers doesn't even seem to do anything.


Ctrl+M when 'q'uerying a lever (or any building) will show all linked mechanisms. Very good when taking an old fort, or for succession forts, especially when some lever is linked to deadly contraptions.
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