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Author Topic: Necrothreat III, whatever that is  (Read 316986 times)

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1410 on: April 06, 2016, 07:25:17 pm »

We've seized the means of production! Necrothreat can be called a proper mountain home again.

Retaking the fortress is proving easier than expected so far, mostly thanks to Apiks's thorough knowledge of it's labyrinthine like corridors and some technique he calls "sonar" to see through walls. Just make sure there's no zombies, lock a few doors and dig a small tunnel. We're working on barricading the all the doors now just in case somebody decides to be rude and barge in. Raw adamantine barricades since some goof thought it was a good idea to carve our precious precious addy into blocks, at least we'll be safe.

No one export any crossbows. Exporting crossbows is illegal now. Okay?
"But how are we supposed to export crossbows when we can't even reach any caravans?"
You're not. Any more questions?




I'm not exactly sure why but the FPS went up to a much more playable 13  :)
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1411 on: April 06, 2016, 07:41:14 pm »

Huzzah!
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1412 on: April 06, 2016, 07:55:44 pm »

We can't have NAV exporting his beloved drinking companion the crossbow now, can we?

Those adamantine blocks are a funny goof up.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1413 on: April 06, 2016, 11:33:08 pm »

We can't have NAV exporting his beloved drinking companion the crossbow now, can we?

Those adamantine blocks are a funny goof up.
I just saw the blocks...
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1414 on: April 07, 2016, 01:25:28 am »

that was me... I wanted to build a candy statue or something, and i forgot to re-reserve it.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1415 on: April 10, 2016, 08:22:49 pm »

Helpful reminder that time is ticking.

That said, any new progress, NAV?
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1416 on: April 11, 2016, 10:44:59 pm »

A group of migrants came, poor lost forumites with nowhere else to go. Three ran and sealed themselves in the keep while the other 6 were being eaten alive. Took a while but the miners managed to dig a connecting tunnel and welcome the dehydrated sods it. Not a single useful skill between them but more hands are always welcome.

Gwolfski sentenced himself to prison for failing to make an earring. I think he's just lazy. Sorry but we don't have a prison so he just constantly complains that he can't reach our prison. Then he threw a tantrum and started punching people and breaking shit. Thankfully no one was actually injured and no crucial doors that keep the zombies out were broken or he'd be the first one eaten. Now no one cares and he's back to work.

The fortress steadily reclaims expands and fortifies. All the easy and useful areas are secure and all the doors are well barricaded so nothing can knock them down. We're digging new rooms now that are less essential but still important to stop forumites from getting depressed. By the way we have no wood and that's a problem if we ever want to make anything out of wood or much more importantly forge any metal.

A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED
Over 100 thread zombies and about 30 or so trolls. Not a siege we have any chance of fighting. They immediately go single file into a small twisting tunnel in the hillside. What's their plan?

((I'll add some pictures tomorrow.))
((Does anyone want to be forumited?))
« Last Edit: April 11, 2016, 10:49:32 pm by NAV »
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1417 on: April 12, 2016, 01:26:41 am »

Dop check someone didint unseal the sealed tunnel
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1418 on: April 12, 2016, 08:53:43 am »

Their pathfinding seems to think they have found a way to their goal, which is generally the forumites, so check where the tunnel in the hill leads to.

Today is the last day of your turn, NAV. I recommend you post your save file tomorrow. I doubt anybody really minds it not being a full turn since the lag does kind of make that hard.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1419 on: April 12, 2016, 09:34:45 am »

And Sprins next isn't he?
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1420 on: April 12, 2016, 10:08:07 am »

Yes he is and no god can save us from that.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1421 on: April 12, 2016, 10:36:49 am »

Fourmite me as a male miner who has problems.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1422 on: April 12, 2016, 11:35:13 am »

I would like to humbly request a pm when the save is uploaded, Sprin, remember the magazines.
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1423 on: April 12, 2016, 07:42:01 pm »

Hickory dickory dock
Necrothreat ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And Necrothreat fell
Hickory dickory dock
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #1424 on: April 12, 2016, 08:09:03 pm »

Well it turns out they just wanted to slaughter and cook all our livestock for us. How nice of them! I was worried for a while there.

Here's the save. Have fun Sprin! Good luck with your Device.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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