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Author Topic: Necrothreat III, whatever that is  (Read 150915 times)

highmax28

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #285 on: April 04, 2015, 09:47:51 am »

Mad scientist requirements:

Cuts people up with chainsaws. Check.
Annihilates fortresses with ease. Check.
Laughs maniacally. Check.
Dresses as Combines himself with a rabbit to become the Easter Bunny. Check.

Fixed that for ya
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #286 on: April 04, 2015, 09:00:52 pm »

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highmax28

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #287 on: April 06, 2015, 02:46:47 pm »

You know,this may be the longest running fortress in real time. It takes so long for us to get a turn posted (both on my end and on NAV's). This may be really interesting to watch how many people come on the thread to see the madness that is necrothreat III.

I also had an insane idea. We Necro Necrothreat IV inside the original Necrothreat or Necrothreat II (because we know by the time Sprin begins his turn, its game over (damned easter bunny))
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

Sprin

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #288 on: April 06, 2015, 06:37:56 pm »

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HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING UP RULE 34 OF D*CKS?
Sprin is certifiably insane, but there is no denying his brilliance.

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #289 on: April 06, 2015, 06:41:34 pm »

Highmax: Sigforumite and Swordforumite supreme.
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highmax28

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #290 on: April 06, 2015, 11:19:28 pm »

Highmax: Sigforumite and Swordforumite supreme.

I think that makes me Sigfriend?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

Sprin

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #291 on: April 11, 2015, 06:11:53 am »

Sig- damn no more fit
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #292 on: April 11, 2015, 07:33:02 am »

Go to the sigtext you fool.

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #293 on: April 11, 2015, 07:43:04 am »

Be enlightened.

Also, NAV, any progress?
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #294 on: April 11, 2015, 07:33:30 pm »

Journal of NAV, spring 126

3rd Granite:
   Some idiot left a crundle corpse the the central staircase. Now the entire staircase is completely filled with miasma. I hope this doesn't cause a tantrum spiral.
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13th Granite:
   A Elven merchant caravan has arived. I ordered a new trade depot to be constructed, made of stone this time so it won't burn down. I also appointed Fabulous Death Bringer as our manager/capitalist/beancounter.

   We killed those elves and took their stuff. Well, Sprin and Fabulous Death Bringer did all the work. Accurate name.

7th Slate:
   The miners've been doing a lot of good work lately. They dug out a brand new manufacturing sector so we can move the workshops out of that cramped little room. They also expanded the dining hall and made room for the kitchen and still. Built the still out of solid electrum, gonna be a pleasure to brew in.
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17th Slate:
   Migrants! 28 of them, including two weaponsmiths.
   Oh, and Apiks is too much of a wimp to haul corpses.

20th Slate:
   One of the new weaponsmiths spotted a vein of adamantine deep within the magma sea.

6th Felsite:
   The Miners dug out a small hospital for Sprin in the shape of a syringe. Still needs to be furnished before anyone gets hurt.

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   Ordered all our dogs, doges, and courage wolves to be trained as fearsome warbeasts.

7th Felsite:
   Some hauler went into a fey mood. I wonder what he'll make?

14th Felsite:
   Just a useless wooden amulet.

15th Felsite:
   Even more Adamantine! And much more accessible. BFEL found it while harvesting wood.

27th Felsite:
       Oh no, I was so busy training that I forgot to brew. WE'RE ALL OUT OF BOOZE!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 07:44:33 pm by NAV »
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #295 on: April 11, 2015, 07:36:34 pm »

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AHHHHHHHH NO BOOZE?!?!
YOU'RE MEANT TO BE OUR MASTER BREWER
AHHHHHH
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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #296 on: April 11, 2015, 10:30:02 pm »

HOW CAN I WOKR IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS? DRINK WATER? WHAT AM I? A TREE-HUGGER?
AAARGH.
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highmax28

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #297 on: April 11, 2015, 10:49:25 pm »

Just please don't pull a sprin and get greedy with the blue stuff...

Awesome update BTW. Short, sweet and full of laughs
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #298 on: April 11, 2015, 11:31:44 pm »

Just please don't pull a sprin and get greedy with the blue stuff...
DAMN IT SPRIN THAT'S MY JOB!  I'M THE ONE WHO UNLEASHES HELL, NOT YOU!  DO YOU UNDERSTAND!

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Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« Reply #299 on: April 12, 2015, 05:25:38 am »

4mask, look at your avatar. You're not what unleashes hell, you are what is unleashed.
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