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Just like the presumably old saying goes: When life gives you lemons,commandeer a dinosaur.
I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.Also, tadpoles.
Real gaming on mobile platforms is nonexistent. There are only shitty sickeningly cute looking casual games. (and kairosoft) If anyone knows otherwise, please do tell...
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
It all ends with Belgium, because no one rules Belgium. Not even the governement.