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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
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People won't let me do as I please!
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NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
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The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
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I have no opinion on this matter.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #150 on: November 25, 2012, 11:56:44 pm »

...DAMMIT.

USE SOL SLAYERS TO TEAR THE UNIVERSE A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW ANUS.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #151 on: November 26, 2012, 12:09:49 am »

REAPPEAR AS THE REALEST THUG ON THE EAST COAST

MAKE UNIVERSAL ANUS SIT IN THE MULTI-VERSIAL BATHROOM WITH UNIVERSAL ANUSES OF THR OPPOSITE GENDER, MAKING IT RUN AWAY IN EMBARASSMENT

AND MAKE ALL PUBLIC BATHROOM ACESSIBLE BY BOTH GENDER, MAKING POOPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE 73% MORE AWKWARD
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #152 on: November 26, 2012, 11:40:13 am »

STOP WAR WIH DA NAG TO STOP UNIVERSE FROM EXPLODING.
THEN RESUME WAR.
RESUCE KIDNAPPED HIGH COMMAND PEOPLE.
TAKE MAGI TECH SPACE THEN FIND HIDING PLACE.
ASK TERRANS OPINION ON MAGITECH.
THEN PUNISH ANY SOLIDERS WHO RAPED ANYONE.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #153 on: November 26, 2012, 12:53:47 pm »

SEDUCE QUANTUM PHYSICS. MAKE CHILDREN. MANY CHILDREN.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #154 on: November 26, 2012, 01:29:24 pm »

Respawn as a rogue Voltorb. Explode Yoink's planet.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #155 on: November 26, 2012, 09:46:21 pm »

Turn, I'm going with 11: Where progress is done and undone.
Punch universe in ass, creating new anus.
Destroy politics and all those who practice it. 

(5) YOU GIANT ASSHAT YOU, YOU PUNCH THE UNIVERSE, CREATING ANUS. (5) THE CONCEPT OF POLITICS IS ANNIHILATED. ALL CIVILIZATIONS FALL INTO IMMEDIATE SOCIETATAL COLLAPSE. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT NECESSARY EVILS?

Begin assasinations Cassandras beaurocracy. Be evil and laugh the whole time! Ha ha!
(5) MANY OF THEM ARE ALREADY DEAD, BUT YOU ASSASINATE THE REMAIINING TECHNOCRATS, LEADING TO EVEN MORE CHAOS IN THE TECHNOCRACY. (5) DAMN THAT'S A EVIL LAUGH.

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, (Except Sun Orphans and AC Orphans, of course) as well as ripping the Universe itself a new anus.

Polite people USUALLY don't say something like that, though.
(5)SPINAL BURNINATES. (5) THE UNIVERSE NOW HAS 2 ANUSES. ORPHANS ARE SAVED BY YOINK.

PUT BOMBS IN A VERY HISTORICAL AND IMPORTANT LANDMARK ON THE SUN. BLOW IT SKY FUCKING HIGH!

BLAME IT ON YOINK.

(5) YOU PLACE BOMBS ON MONUMENT TO THE VICTIMS OF THE 2956 MEGA FLARE. (5) YOU AND YOUR GRASSROOT CAMPAIGNERS BLAME YOINK.

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, as well as ripping the Universe itself a new one.

IMPEDE ACTION! AT LEAST ORPHAN PART. MAKE SURE ALL SUN ORPHANAGES CASSANDRA-PROOF.


>INSTALL NEW SECRET SERVICE TO ENFORCE SUN'S STABILITY, GIVE THEM SECRET BASE AND THEN HAVE THEM WATER-BOARD AND INTERROGATE MAGI-TECH COUNCIL MEMBERS TO FIND DA_NANG'S LOCATION. KEEP ALL THIS VERY HUSH-HUSH, NO-ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT IT EXCEPT MR TINKLES AND MYSELF.

>HOLD U.A MEMBERS IN CUSHY PRISON. WE CAN'T LET THEM GO, THOUGH, NOT YET, BOTH SIDES ARE GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT

>KEEP GHOST DIVISION UPDATED WITH ANY NEW INTEL AS THEY CONTINUE HUNTING FOR DA_NANG


PUT BOMBS IN A VERY HISTORICAL AND IMPORTANT LANDMARK ON THE SUN. BLOW IT SKY FUCKING HIGH!

BLAME IT ON YOINK.


IMPEDE THIS ACTION TOO, IF AM ALLOWED TO.

OTHERWISE, >PREPARE SPEECHES TO GIVE IN EVENT OF TERRORIST ATTACKS.


"ALL CITIZENS OF OUR FINE SOLAR NATION, WHATEVER THEIR RACE, GENDER OR SPECIES, MUST REMAIN STRONG IN THE FACE OF SUCH ADVERSITY! WE ARE BETTER THAN THOSE WHO TRY TO BRING US DOWN, WE STAND FOR PEACE, JUSTICE AND EQUALITY! THEY SPREAD LIES, DISPLACE INNOCENTS AND KILL WITHOUT THOUGHT OR REASON, WITHOUT REGARD FOR THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT VIOLENT THRILL-SEEKERS TRYING DESPERATELY TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS! WE WILL NOT LET THEM SCARE US!"

>MAKE TELEVISION CAMPAIGN AGAINST TERRORISM, ALERT ALL POLICE FORCES TO WATCH FOR SUCH COWARDLY ACTS

>BOOST SOLAR-WHEAT PRODUCTION. ENSURE FARMERS USE NATURAL FERTILIZERS AND CROP ROTATION TECHNIQUES TO MAKE THE MOST OF OUR LIMITED VIABLE SOIL. REVIEW CURRENT WHEAT INDUSTRY, INTRODUCE REFORMS AS NECESSARY.

>SEND SPACE-EXCAVATORS TO DISASSEMBLE MARS FOR USE AS FILL, BUILD NEW FARMLAND WITH THAT.
(5) VARIOUS ORPHANS SAVED. ALL ORPHANAGES NOW CASSANDRA-PROOF. (5) THE SOLAR INTELLIGIENCE SERVICE (SIS) IS FORMED. INTERROGATIONS OF COUNCIL MEMBERS REVEAL LOCATION OF DA_NANG! IN OTHER UNIVERSE. DAMN. (5) INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY. (5) YOU ADD +2 TO ALL ACTIONS RELATING TO HUNTING DOWN DA_NANG! NOTE, NOT NECESSARILY FIGHTING HIM. (5) YOUR SPEECH EASILY BEATS BACK EFFORTS BY CORAI. (5) ANTI-TERRORIST DIVISION FORMED. (5)  YOU DISCOVER NEW FORM OFCROP ROTATION ALLOWING YOU TO GROW WHEAT 33% MORE! VARIOUS INEFFICIENT AND CORRUPT PRACTICES ENDED. ARESIA TOLD TO STAY OUT OF THIS INDUSTRY. (5) ALL AVAILABLE DIRT ON MARS IS TAKEN. NOW ONLY ROCK. YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS FALLEN INTO INEFFIICIENCY, WITH THE END OF POLITICS.


...DAMMIT.

USE SOL SLAYERS TO TEAR THE UNIVERSE A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW ANUS.

(5) BEING KINDEST PERSON SO FAR, YOU EASILY CREATE ANUS. UNIVERSE NOW TRI-ANAL.


REAPPEAR AS THE REALEST THUG ON THE EAST COAST

MAKE UNIVERSAL ANUS SIT IN THE MULTI-VERSIAL BATHROOM WITH UNIVERSAL ANUSES OF THR OPPOSITE GENDER, MAKING IT RUN AWAY IN EMBARASSMENT

AND MAKE ALL PUBLIC BATHROOM ACESSIBLE BY BOTH GENDER, MAKING POOPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE 73% MORE AWKWARD

(5) YOU SPAWN AS REALEST THUG ON WHAT WAS ONCE THE EAST COAST. (5) YOU MAKE THE THREE ANUSES SIT TOGETHER ON TOLIET. ALL ARE OF DIFFERENT GENDER, APPEARANTLY. ALL THREE RUN OUT, LEAVING THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT ONE AND SURELY TERRIFYING THE GM WITH THAT THOUGHT FOR YEARS TO COME. (5) YOU MOTHERFUCKER.


STOP WAR WIH DA NAG TO STOP UNIVERSE FROM EXPLODING.
THEN RESUME WAR.
RESUCE KIDNAPPED HIGH COMMAND PEOPLE.
TAKE MAGI TECH SPACE THEN FIND HIDING PLACE.
ASK TERRANS OPINION ON MAGITECH.
THEN PUNISH ANY SOLIDERS WHO RAPED ANYONE.

(5) UNIVERSE SHALL NO LONGER EXPLODE. IT WILL NOW COLLAPSE ON ITSELF WHEN MASS OF WASTE MATTER BECOMES TOO GREAT. (5) WAR WITH DA_NANG RESUMED. (5vs5) YOINK HANDED THEM OVER TO THE ARESIA FOR SAFE-KEEPING, AND THEY CRAFTILY HIDE THEM, DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS. (5) MAGI-TECH SPACE SECTORS CAPTURED, EVEN THOUGH YOUR BUREAUCRACY CRUMBLES. (5vs1) THE REMAINING MAGI-TECHERS BUREAUCRATS ARE TECHNOCRATS, AND EASILY GIVE UP DA_NANG'S LOCATION! (5) TERRANS ARE NEUTRAL. THERE ARE THOS WHO SUPPORT YOU, AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO SUPPORT THE MAGI-TECH, BUT NEITHER ARE LARGER THEN TH MAJORITY, WHICH WISHES TO STAY OUT. (5) NO ONE RAPED ANYONE. YOU PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK.


SEDUCE QUANTUM PHYSICS. MAKE CHILDREN. MANY CHILDREN.

(5) SHE IS NO MATCH FOR YOU IRRESISTABLE GRAVITATIONAL PULL! (I wanted to shoot myself writing that) (5)HUMP HUMP HUMP. (5)HUMP HUMP HUMP.  tHEM SOME WEIRD BABIES. NEW SCIENCE GALORE! PHYSICS FINALLY NOTICES THOUGH.


Respawn as a rogue Voltorb. Explode Yoink's planet.

(5) YOU RESAWN AS WHATEVER THAT IS. (5) YOU ATTEMPT TO EXPLODE THE SUN. THAT ISN'T VERY EFFECTIVE.

NPCS
THE ARESIA (1) BOUT FUCKING TIME. MAKE A NUMBER OF BAD INVESTMENTS, AND ARE FORCED FROM THE TERRAN CRIME SCENE FROM THEIR CONTACTS.

THE COLONISTS (3) MAKE SOME PROGRESS REFORMING ENVIROMENTAL STANDARDS. ARE NOW AS STRICT AS CURRENT US STANDARDS.

GHOST DIVISION (4+2) FINALLY LOCATE DA_NANG, AND ENTER HIS POCKET DIMENSION. (3vs5) HE EVADES CAPTURE ONCE AGAIN, HOWEVER.

THE JAPANESE (4) COME UP WITH PLAN TO SAVE UNIVERSE.

NEXT TURN IS THE END OF EVERYTHING!
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 12:22:59 am by misko27 »
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Xantalos

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #156 on: November 26, 2012, 09:52:38 pm »

BECOME POSSESSED BY MY OMNICIDALIST ALTER EGO FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS - IT BEING WHAT IT IS, NONEXISTENCE DOESN'T HINDER IT
GIVE THE UNIVERSE SEVERAL THOUSAND ANTI-ANUSES, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE AN ANUS.
HACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND TURN WASTE MATTER PRODUCTION IN COLON TO OVER 9000
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #157 on: November 26, 2012, 09:58:30 pm »

Exacuate self, and Axel, from the universe, going to a safer universe with no intelligent lifeforms, or life of any kind. Colonization, ho! Have the fleet shoot Xantalos until he stops existing.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #158 on: November 26, 2012, 10:02:27 pm »

Bomb various orphanages and hospitals on the Sun.

"NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE ANTI BACON CRIME SQUAD! NOT EVEN THE SUN!"


Attack Yoink himself! Attack! Attack! Attack!

« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 01:00:56 am by Corai »
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #159 on: November 26, 2012, 10:26:37 pm »

ENTROPHY AIN'T GOT SHIT ON A REAL NIGGA

SHOOT REALITY IN THE HEAD
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #160 on: November 26, 2012, 11:10:51 pm »

GROW TO A SIZE TWICE THE SIZE OF THE SUN. DESTROY BOTH YOINK'S SUN AND CASSANDRA'S NEW PLANET IN ONE FELL SWOOP. OR EXPLOSION. WHATEVER'S COOLER.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #161 on: November 27, 2012, 12:03:52 am »

TO BALANCE OUT ANUS PROBLEM, GIVE UNIVERSE A NEW MOUTH.

FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ME.
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« Reply #162 on: November 27, 2012, 12:55:41 am »

"OH, MY GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT, IS IT? WELL FUCK YOU, TOO."

>MARTIAL LAW!

>ALL KNOWN MEMBERS OF ABCS ARE TO BE EXECUTED!

>GHOST SQUAD CONTINUE HUNTING DA_NANG! LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED!

>KIDNAP THE JAPANESE SCIENTIST GUYS, HAVE THEM WORK WITH MR TINKLES TO CREATE DIMENSIONAL POCKET/SHIELD/THING AROUND SUN TO PROTECT IT FROM DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSE!

>SUN STILL REMAINS SAFE-HAVEN FROM REST OF FUCKED-UP UNIVERSE, BUT NOW WE SCAN NEW CITIZENS MORE THOROUGHLY.


JUST IN CASE WE ALL DIE, >MAKE HEARTFELT APOLOGY TO MY LOVER THE QUEEN. I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR HER MUCH LATELY, WHAT WITH ALL THE MADNESS THAT'S BEEN GOING ON, BUT SHE... SHE... *TEARS UP* SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I LOVE HER.

>RETREAT INTO PRIVATE OFFICE AND CRY. CRY FOR MY FAILED RELATIONSHIP WITH THE QUEEN. CRY FOR HOW I'VE MISTREATED THE EVER-LOYAL MR TINKLES. CRY FOR THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE. CRY FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE DIED, WHETHER BY MY HAND OR DUE TO OTHERS.

>THEN STRAIGHTEN UP, DRY MY EYES, TAKE A SWIG OF STRONG LIQUOR AND GO TOUR OUR NEW ORPHANAGES WITH BODYGUARDS. BE SURE TO LET TELEVISION CREWS GET LOTS OF GOOD FOOTAGE OF ME HIGH-FIVING THE POOR WIDDLE ORPHANS.

>RE-STABILIZE THE GOVERNMENT AS MR TINKLES RE-STABILIZES THE UNIVERSE. BRING BACK POLITICS.

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>PROMOTE THE SMARTEST, MOST-QUALIFIED CITIZENS OF THE SUN TO REPLACE ALL THOSE POLITICIANS WHO HAVE DIED RECENTLY. REGARDLESS OF THEIR RACE, SPECIES, GENDER, AGE, PREVIOUS JOB, FAVOURITE FOOD, COLOUR, ANYTHING. AM EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES EMPLOYER.

>MAKE BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT LAST BIT IN PRESS RELEASE.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 01:02:55 am by Yoink »
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« Reply #163 on: November 27, 2012, 12:58:07 am »

"OH, MY GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT, IS IT? WELL FUCK YOU, TOO."

>MARTIAL LAW!
Fight back against the tyrannical government!

>ALL KNOWN MEMBERS OF ABCS ARE TO BE EXECUTED!
All ABCS members, go kick some ass.

>KIDNAP ALL THE JAPANESE GUYS, HAVE THEM WORK WITH MR TINKLES TO CREATE DIMENSIONAL POCKET/SHIELD/THING AROUND SUN TO PROTECT IT FROM DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSE!
You racist bastard.


>THEN STRAIGHTEN UP, DRY MY EYES, TAKE A SWIG OF STRONG LIQUOR AND GO TOUR OUR NEW ORPHANAGES WITH BODYGUARDS. BE SURE TO LET TELEVISION CREWS GET LOTS OF GOOD FOOTAGE OF ME HIGH-FIVING THE POOR WIDDLE ORPHANS.
Attack! Attack! Attack!


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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #164 on: November 27, 2012, 12:58:53 am »

"OH, MY GOVERNMENT IS INEFFICIENT, IS IT? WELL FUCK YOU, TOO."

>MARTIAL LAW!

>ALL KNOWN MEMBERS OF ABCS ARE TO BE EXECUTED!

>GHOST SQUAD CONTINUE HUNTING DA_NANG! LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED!

>KIDNAP ALL THE JAPANESE GUYS, HAVE THEM WORK WITH MR TINKLES TO CREATE DIMENSIONAL POCKET/SHIELD/THING AROUND SUN TO PROTECT IT FROM DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSE!

>SUN STILL REMAINS SAFE-HAVEN FROM REST OF FUCKED-UP UNIVERSE, BUT NOW WE SCAN NEW CITIZENS MORE THOROUGHLY.


JUST IN CASE WE ALL DIE, >MAKE HEARTFELT APOLOGY TO MY LOVER THE QUEEN. I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR HER MUCH LATELY, WHAT WITH ALL THE MADNESS THAT'S BEEN GOING ON, BUT SHE... SHE... *TEARS UP* SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I LOVE HER.

>RETREAT INTO PRIVATE OFFICE AND CRY. CRY FOR MY FAILED RELATIONSHIP WITH THE QUEEN. CRY FOR HOW I'VE MISTREATED THE EVER-LOYAL MR TINKLES. CRY FOR THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE. CRY FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE DIED, WHETHER BY MY HAND OR DUE TO OTHERS.

>THEN STRAIGHTEN UP, DRY MY EYES, TAKE A SWIG OF STRONG LIQUOR AND GO TOUR OUR NEW ORPHANAGES WITH BODYGUARDS. BE SURE TO LET TELEVISION CREWS GET LOTS OF GOOD FOOTAGE OF ME HIGH-FIVING THE POOR WIDDLE ORPHANS.

>RE-STABILIZE THE GOVERNMENT AS MR TINKLES RE-STABILIZES THE UNIVERSE.
It's only inefficient because Xantalos killed every single last politician other then you. Probably should REPLACE THEM. or BRING BACK POLITICS.
 
These are just suggestions though.
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