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Reelya

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1350 on: November 07, 2014, 05:16:51 pm »
Resident Weevils: you work as the warehouse manager of a granary and have to deal with vermin infestations, while juggling paperwork and staffing issues.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1351 on: November 07, 2014, 07:58:52 pm »
Why did the cucumber blush?

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« Reply #1352 on: November 07, 2014, 08:01:41 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on November 07, 2014, 07:58:52 pm
Why did the cucumber blush?

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What happened when he was caught?
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« Reply #1353 on: November 07, 2014, 08:02:35 pm »
So Amanda Todd is considered a bitch by some, yes?

And bleach is a basic substance.

So by drinking bleach, Amanda Todd became a basic bitch!
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« Reply #1354 on: November 07, 2014, 08:44:08 pm »
What do you call a cow with two heads that does kegstands?
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« Reply #1355 on: November 08, 2014, 03:13:57 am »
Q. What's the difference between Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard?
A. One wrote a bunch of implausible science fiction novels that became the focus of a dangerous cult. The other is L. Ron Hubbard.

Q. How is Galt's Gulch like a cemetery?
A. They're both full of people who thought that they couldn't be replaced.
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« Reply #1356 on: November 08, 2014, 03:30:08 am »
Paper Please: A struggling book manufacturer faces supply chain challenges.
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« Reply #1357 on: November 08, 2014, 11:42:27 am »
How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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« Reply #1358 on: November 09, 2014, 01:18:57 am »
Why, why, why?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1359 on: November 09, 2014, 02:41:05 am »
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« Reply #1360 on: November 09, 2014, 08:25:23 am »
¬No ⇒ Yes, logically speaking.

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« Reply #1361 on: November 10, 2014, 12:46:09 am »
But if you never assign a value to it, it'd be null.
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Reelya

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« Reply #1362 on: November 10, 2014, 03:39:52 am »
Null isn't allowed in boolean logic. You're thinking of databases or something. In c++ for example a bool cannot be null, any more than a bit in computer memory can be null (it must be 0 or 1). Boolean logic doesn't even have "assign a value to it". A statement has a value by virtue of existing at all. "null" is the same symbol as "no" in this case, so the opposite of null is yes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1363 on: November 10, 2014, 03:43:55 am »
Of course, since we're talking about consent and (by implication) rape, I don't think boolean logic applies :v
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« Reply #1364 on: November 10, 2014, 03:46:40 am »
Then you didn't get the joke...

this is like someone complaining about a bear in a bar joke that bears can't really go to bars and order drinks.
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