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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1620 on: January 17, 2015, 02:43:58 pm »

Why did the boy cover himself in wrapping paper?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1622 on: January 18, 2015, 11:51:51 am »

Aaaand now I'm hungry. Fuck you too, tawface
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1623 on: January 23, 2015, 12:51:38 pm »

Does a barbershop quartet wax lyrical?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1624 on: January 24, 2015, 03:48:46 am »

Well, does it?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1625 on: January 24, 2015, 07:20:44 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1626 on: January 24, 2015, 07:28:14 am »

Well, does it?

The joke is on 'waxing' meaning pulling out hair, and 'waxing lyrical' meaning becoming lyrical. Waxing can be done by a barber, and there is a type of singing quartet called a barbershop quartet (tenor, lead (lower than the tenor, not sure of the actual part), baritone, bass).

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1627 on: January 24, 2015, 07:30:43 am »

Mm... Was Falsetto the highest?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1628 on: January 24, 2015, 07:32:30 am »

In a barbershop quartet, tenor is the highest. I just can't remember what the part below that is, or if it even has a name, since it's written on all the sheet music simply as 'lead'.

Edit:
remember this?

*sigh*, it needs more longness. It's too much of a pain writing this out by hand, so I should probably write myself a computer script that simply outputs it into a text document. Something like Text, 100000000-X, where X is the cycle number. Then again, I have no idea how to code. xD

It's a nearly two megabyte text file.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1629 on: January 24, 2015, 08:01:23 am »

Did someone end up writing that code? xD
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« Reply #1630 on: January 24, 2015, 08:06:41 am »

Me. I wrote almost all of it when you first made that post, but didn't have the time to finish it. It's not complicated - 34 lines, of which all but ten are auto-generated default stuff.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1631 on: January 24, 2015, 08:09:30 am »

Congrats.

You could probably slow computers to a crawl with a slight modification to that code, actually...
Make it repeat ad infinitum. xD
Unless there are automatic safeguards?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1632 on: January 24, 2015, 08:34:04 am »

Robin hood is lying on his death bed with his men at his side and little john leaning on the cabnet and marrion sobbing at he foot of his bed all of them, he asks for his bow and one arrow and says "bury me where the arrow falls" they all look.at each other and agree, so he strings the arrow and asks for the window to be opened, and shakily he draws the bow string and *thud*
So they buried him on top of the cabnet
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1633 on: January 24, 2015, 05:33:12 pm »

Why does the Joker own an extensive winter wardrobe?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1634 on: January 24, 2015, 06:20:18 pm »

Me. I wrote almost all of it when you first made that post, but didn't have the time to finish it. It's not complicated - 34 lines, of which all but ten are auto-generated default stuff.
In what language? That's like five lines in Python.
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