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Descan

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2955 on: December 25, 2015, 12:40:11 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2956 on: December 25, 2015, 12:41:31 am »

get out

I don't know what you're complaining about, you started the damn thread :P isn't that exactly what you're looking for?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2957 on: December 25, 2015, 12:52:40 am »

out into that field

you shining diamond
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2958 on: December 25, 2015, 01:29:36 am »

get out
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you shining diamond

Oh good, you really scared me there. That wasn't funny. Bye.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2959 on: December 25, 2015, 01:53:56 am »

I, for one, don't know what you're talking about. That was hilarious.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2960 on: December 25, 2015, 03:10:17 am »

get out

I don't know what you're complaining about, you started the damn thread :P isn't that exactly what you're looking for?
It's because this is meant to be a terrible jokes thread. Go to the funny jokes thread
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2961 on: December 25, 2015, 04:01:21 am »

There is no funny jokes thread. It's just this. This is the best Bay12 has to offer.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2962 on: December 25, 2015, 04:52:48 am »

Surely better as "BEAVERS, DAMMIT!"?

"RIVERS, DAMMIT!"?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2963 on: December 25, 2015, 05:43:26 am »

What's brown and green, has four legs and can kill a moose if it falls from a tree?

A pool table.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2964 on: December 25, 2015, 09:13:27 pm »

What's brown and green, has four legs and can kill a moose if it falls from a tree?

A pool table.
I was going to say "Drop Bears with a mouth full of gum leaves" but then I realised we don't have moose in Australia... We have cattle. And Horses. And a high unemployment rate
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The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2965 on: December 25, 2015, 10:16:36 pm »

What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
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What do you call a man no arms or legs?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2966 on: December 25, 2015, 10:25:21 pm »

Now for a bunch of bar jokes


A Man walks into a Bar
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The Bartender walks into a bar
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A Stripper walks into a Gay bar
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A Safety inspector walks into a bar
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A Troll Walks into a bar
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Santa Walks into a bar
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Any of them need to be removed for being good?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2967 on: December 25, 2015, 10:31:31 pm »

Any of them need to be removed for being good?
No, you're fine.



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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2968 on: December 26, 2015, 04:38:56 am »

How can you tell if an elephant's been into your fridge? There's a footprint in the butter.

How can you tell if 2 elephants have been into your fridge? There's 2 footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if 3 elephants have been into your fridge? There's 3 footprints in the butter.

How many elephants can fit into a Mini? 4

How can you tell if 4 elephants have been into your fridge?
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2969 on: December 26, 2015, 07:01:18 am »

How can you tell if 4 elephants have been into your fridge?
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