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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2012, 11:17:04 pm »

I got memes. Lots of memes. Do memes count?

Anyway did you hear the one about the ceiling fan?
It might be over your head.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2012, 11:28:01 pm »

Oh man, I have a few dead baby ones. Are those appropriate? I'm not sure if they'd be appropriate.

I took the title to mean that definition of terrible, so one would think so, short of being warn/banworthy. Which dead babies obviously aren't. *cough*childcarethread*cough*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2012, 11:51:44 pm »

Oh man, I have a few dead baby ones. Are those appropriate? I'm not sure if they'd be appropriate.

I took the title to mean that definition of terrible, so one would think so, short of being warn/banworthy. Which dead babies obviously aren't. *cough*childcarethread*cough*
And the anti-elven racism, and the eugenics, and the genocide, and the other various others, I'd say a few dead babies wouldn't bother him much.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2012, 12:10:18 am »

Okay, if I get banned forever it will be your guys' fault. :P

What's the difference between a dead baby and a car?
I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

..actually, looking back, they aren't as funny as I remembered
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2012, 12:15:33 am »

Old, unfunny.

How many dead babies can you attach to a tree?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2012, 01:07:04 am »

Let's shy away from the dead babies.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2012, 01:31:25 am »

Let's shun away from dead babies. Tend to be unfunny and predictable, other than straight shock value.

Honestly, I don't have any good terrible jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2012, 01:38:26 am »

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2012, 01:42:05 am »

* Remalle takes the thread title at its word

What's brown and sticky?
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2012, 01:42:59 am »

Why are trees good problem solvers?

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What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

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What does an old person ask for when they go to a restaurant?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2012, 01:45:42 am »

All my truly terrible jokes are generally racist (thanks, family!).

Here's one that's historical instead;

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

I'm so sorry...
This has offended me and I will be speaking with my solicitor in the morning.

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

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What do you call a man with newspaper in his underpants?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2012, 01:51:39 am »

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...

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...when he's in front of your door?
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...when he's in your barbeque?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2012, 02:04:17 am »

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #43 on: November 19, 2012, 02:05:23 am »

Oh, I just remembered another one:

A Chinese man, a Japanese man, a Cambodian, a Burmese man, a Malyasian man, and a Singaporian, all try to walk into a bar, but they're stopped by the bouncer who says, "I'm sorry guys but I can't let you in without a Thai."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #44 on: November 19, 2012, 02:07:29 am »

It orders a beer.

A Tachyon walks into a bar.
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