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hector13

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3030 on: December 30, 2015, 01:04:03 am »

Well, for some value of derail, that wasn't.  It was clearly expected that the feather fall scrolls be used on somebody for this purpose.

Also, no, you're resolving the plot instead of wrecking it in Negative Hendersons, but there's some level of WTFery either way.

Well, we're certainly using the Henderson on the topic, otherwise I'd continue.

Unless we continue discussing while posting shit jokes, but I'm not that good.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3031 on: December 30, 2015, 01:09:53 am »

Bah, this is a shitty joke, we're discussing how a hypothetical joke being defeated measures up on an arbitrary numbering system with exactly two clear benchmarks on the wrong side of the scale to work from.
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« Reply #3032 on: December 30, 2015, 01:10:51 am »

Three stereotypes and Old Man Henderson are on a plane. The plane has no problems and is flying just fine.
Old Man Henderson throws the plane out the door, saying "we have plenty of these where I'm from."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3033 on: December 30, 2015, 01:11:24 am »

HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY, BAD.
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« Reply #3034 on: December 30, 2015, 01:12:19 am »

HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY, BAD.

+1

I shall also sig it, because yeah.

Edit: With 16 character remaining, no less.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3035 on: December 30, 2015, 01:13:53 am »

I need to make a sig thread post...
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« Reply #3036 on: December 30, 2015, 01:19:27 am »

What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3037 on: December 30, 2015, 01:22:16 am »

What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!

Old Man Henderson is the punchline! He's like Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and The Most Interesting Man In The World all rolled into one.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3038 on: December 30, 2015, 01:22:24 am »

Old Man Henderson throws the plane out the door, saying "we have plenty of these where I'm from."
Sounds like a punchline to me, right Rupert?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3039 on: December 30, 2015, 01:23:13 am »

It's the Terrible Jokes thread man, in theory you did exactly what you were expected to.
What?! It was funny?! And sigged?! I do not understand! It was just a tired joke! I didn't even have a punchline!

Old Man Henderson is the punchline! He's like Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and The Most Interesting Man In The World all rolled into one.
He can be all those, but he'll never be Sly Marbo, or the Universe would cease to exist.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3040 on: December 30, 2015, 02:31:32 pm »

Here's a good one I just found here

"You have hree apples and Jamal takes two of them. Whzt color is Jamal?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3041 on: December 30, 2015, 03:02:20 pm »

Elf dwarf Orc human dragon one makes me think of rich guy smart guy, old guy, schoolkid, plane.

Only three parachutes, "I'm too rich to die", "I'm too smart to die", 'you're too young to die'
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One gorilla. Many lightbulbs.

What time is it when a gorilla is sitting on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

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Whatever the fuck it wants.

Why did the gorilla cross the road?
It didn't want to seem like a chimpansy.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3042 on: December 30, 2015, 03:26:10 pm »

Those remind me of the jokes spoken by Erasmus in the first Quest for glory.

Have you heard the joke about the witches broom?
No?
How odd it's sweeping the valley!

He had like 7 different jokes that loop and most of them were puns. Can't really recall much beyond the broom of doom one.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3043 on: December 30, 2015, 04:34:22 pm »

What do you give a 300lb gorilla?
Whatever the fuck it wants.
Did you know one can legally, even as a civilian, buy military APCs and even tanks for personal use? Question is, where may one drive that 30-ton heavily armoured tracked vehicle? Where ever the fuck one wants.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3044 on: December 30, 2015, 06:26:28 pm »

Here's a good one I just found here
Heh. Lots of shitty jokes here but I found one that's not bad.

A man walks into a library and says, " Do you have any books on poor eyesight?"
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