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Antsan

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3210 on: March 27, 2016, 07:03:42 am »

And then people wonder why children grow up to be superficial.
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« Reply #3211 on: March 27, 2016, 07:15:29 am »

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« Reply #3212 on: March 27, 2016, 07:27:57 am »

Well, y throwght abowt a spellyng joke. Take a look at thys sentence:

Yow should thynk abowt swappyng some letters wyth somethyng else.
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« Reply #3213 on: March 27, 2016, 10:18:30 am »

Ny.

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« Reply #3214 on: March 27, 2016, 10:50:04 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3215 on: March 27, 2016, 10:51:54 am »

Y'm swre he'll have yt wherever yow pwt yt.
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« Reply #3216 on: March 27, 2016, 11:17:15 am »

Let's take thys jawke a step hygher, and alsaw thynk awn haw these spelling jawks wawrk.
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« Reply #3217 on: March 27, 2016, 11:19:55 am »

Human brain is lazy, so long as the first and last letters of the word are in the correct spot, and there is the right number of letters, you'll read the word as it was intended. Substituting letters works on more or less the same basis, you just need to properly look at the words that don't have the right number of letters in them to figure out what they were.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3218 on: March 27, 2016, 11:32:48 am »

How? 'alsaw' 'haw' 'awn' and the simple 'yt' and 'ys'



Some words are missing, figure it out.
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« Reply #3219 on: March 27, 2016, 11:42:48 am »

Human brain is lazy, so long as the first and last letters of the word are in the correct spot, and there is the right number of letters, you'll read the word as it was intended. Substituting letters works on more or less the same basis, you just need to properly look at the words that don't have the right number of letters in them to figure out what they were.
I don't think it's actually because of laziness. Human brains are good at pattern recognition. Written words are patterns of symbols. If the brain thinks it sees a pattern it can fill in missing details using past experience.

Let's take thys jawke a step hygher, and alsaw thynk awn haw these spelling jawks wawrk.
Yee olde english, prior to formalized spelling, was written based on spelling out how words sounded. Sow difrint diuhlexts wood havuh difrint spellings.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3220 on: March 27, 2016, 12:33:26 pm »

English spelling is a terrible joke.  I was wondering when the thread would get back on topic.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3221 on: March 27, 2016, 12:47:55 pm »

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« Reply #3222 on: March 27, 2016, 02:16:39 pm »

I have to admit, that's a pretty damn sweet tatoo job.
I want to make sure everyone understands that "Ban Anna for Scales" is an imgur in-joke, "Banana for scale," and that this didn't actually happen.
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« Reply #3223 on: March 27, 2016, 02:25:44 pm »

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« Reply #3224 on: March 27, 2016, 04:46:22 pm »

I have to admit, that's a pretty damn sweet tatoo job.
I want to make sure everyone understands that "Ban Anna for Scales" is an imgur in-joke, "Banana for scale," and that this didn't actually happen.

Hence why I put it here, and not the WTF or similar thread. Because if that actually happened, that'd be something to be upset about.
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