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Descan

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3225 on: March 27, 2016, 04:59:51 pm »
And yet two or three people posting after you thought it was serious. Those who were I was talking to, not you. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3226 on: March 27, 2016, 05:42:12 pm »
Quote from: Descan on March 27, 2016, 02:16:39 pm
Quote from: Akura on March 27, 2016, 06:17:14 am
I have to admit, that's a pretty damn sweet tatoo job.
I want to make sure everyone understands that "Ban Anna for Scales" is an imgur in-joke, "Banana for scale," and that this didn't actually happen.
You guys pronounce things weird
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3227 on: March 28, 2016, 11:20:49 pm »
I just recalled something from my childhood: a public library had decorative marblework which included the names of famous thinkers and writers. One segment had, in order, "Homer Plato Bacon".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3228 on: March 29, 2016, 02:12:48 am »
Francis?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3229 on: March 30, 2016, 08:07:47 am »
Quote from: Descan on March 27, 2016, 02:16:39 pm
Quote from: Akura on March 27, 2016, 06:17:14 am
I have to admit, that's a pretty damn sweet tatoo job.
I want to make sure everyone understands that "Ban Anna for Scales" is an imgur in-joke, "Banana for scale," and that this didn't actually happen.
Was just about gonna say this'n myself.

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A woman visits her shrink, and complains that she's a control freak.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are control freaks.
She then complains about being insecure.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are insecure.
She tells him that she's not sure whether she's reassured or insulted by this.
The shrink says not to worry, because all women are indecisive.
So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3230 on: March 30, 2016, 11:16:52 pm »
I'm not a huge fan.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3231 on: March 31, 2016, 10:51:33 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 28, 2016, 11:20:49 pm
"Homer Plato Bacon".
I get "Plato Bacon", but what does Homer have to do with it?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3232 on: March 31, 2016, 04:08:11 pm »
Guys, I found this great MOBA! It's one of the oldest ones out there, actually, but it's a lot of fun.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3233 on: March 31, 2016, 04:51:08 pm »
What's the best thing about a blowjob?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3234 on: March 31, 2016, 04:55:58 pm »
Shamelessly stolen from classic television:

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3235 on: April 06, 2016, 11:59:01 pm »
Heh heh. Say...

 What do call the Leaning Tower of Piza?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3236 on: April 07, 2016, 12:17:00 am »
Quote from: Tomasque on April 06, 2016, 11:59:01 pm
What do call the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3237 on: April 07, 2016, 12:24:14 am »
I'm willing to bet that's the joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3238 on: April 07, 2016, 01:25:38 am »
I'm pretty sure the joke is that a shitty pilot hit it and now it isn't straight. :V
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3239 on: April 07, 2016, 02:18:36 am »
Why is it that when you've been to one Thai island, you've been to all of them?

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