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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4155 on: October 25, 2018, 09:54:45 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4156 on: October 25, 2018, 10:53:39 am »
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Quote from: Starver on October 25, 2018, 07:56:58 am
It's all Greek to me...
Odd I see    it as English
Ρεαλλψ στρανγε... Ι δον'τ.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4157 on: October 28, 2018, 10:49:21 pm »
Why did the Indian pedophile go to the doctor?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4158 on: October 30, 2018, 01:54:42 pm »
I wonder if we can make it more offensive somehow?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4159 on: October 30, 2018, 02:11:47 pm »
Quote from: Magistrum on October 30, 2018, 01:54:42 pm
I wonder if we can make it more offensive somehow?
Introduce the joke by saying a Paki told it to you.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4160 on: October 30, 2018, 02:45:55 pm »
While standing over a dead homosexual Israeli-Palestinian couple and chortling to himself in German.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4161 on: October 30, 2018, 03:39:41 pm »
I still don't feel it... It lacks Jews.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4162 on: October 30, 2018, 03:42:34 pm »
Quote from: Magistrum on October 30, 2018, 03:39:41 pm
I still don't feel it... It lacks Jews.
The man was just checking to see if the child was circumcised.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4163 on: October 30, 2018, 03:54:10 pm »
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There's this joke a paki told me while chortling to himself in German over a Israeli-Palestinian gay couple, that went:
Why did the Indian pedophile go to the doctor? He'd been feeling a little sikh.
Now, don't take it the wrong way, he was just checking if he was circumcised.
You actually did it.

Serves me right, don't bluff the internet.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4164 on: November 01, 2018, 02:18:39 am »
Congratulations are in order; You have succeeded in concocting a sentance which could be described using every defenition of the word terrible known to Human kind.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4165 on: November 03, 2018, 04:05:18 am »
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Quote from: Imic on November 01, 2018, 02:18:39 am
Congratulations are in order; You have succeeded in concocting a sentance which could be described using every defenition of the word terrible known to Human kind.
I'm... proud. I think?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4166 on: November 06, 2018, 10:55:00 am »
Have you seen the all midget western? It's a bit short on talent.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4167 on: November 06, 2018, 10:56:33 am »
Why were the people in the twin towers angry?

They ordered a sausage pizza but only got a plane.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4168 on: November 06, 2018, 09:45:20 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on November 06, 2018, 09:31:49 am
Did you hear about the hipster bodybuilder? He got washboard abs so he could clean his clothes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4169 on: November 07, 2018, 08:17:55 am »
Ugh, don't even joke. One of my mum's friends has some well paid job in law.

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