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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 653329 times)

Jopax

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4365 on: December 15, 2019, 02:55:56 pm »

What do you call a threesome involving two guys named Phil?

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It was a really really slow day at work, ok.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4366 on: December 15, 2019, 11:03:55 pm »

To spicy for you? Run home to umami!
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« Reply #4367 on: December 23, 2019, 04:41:30 pm »

Apparently I got an Amy Winehouse tree this year.

It's dying surrounded by needles.
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« Reply #4368 on: December 27, 2019, 04:17:42 pm »

I want to listen to The Aristocrats, censored. Like, a truly filthy version of it.

I found one on youtube, but the hand motions ruined it, and I noticed they censored part of "creme de menthe". So also, whoever is telling the joke shouldn't be in on the censoring.

I can't explain why I need this, because I don't know.
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« Reply #4369 on: December 27, 2019, 08:18:02 pm »

link?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4370 on: December 28, 2019, 12:16:01 pm »

Q: What has 4 legs and flies?
A: A dead horse.
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« Reply #4371 on: December 30, 2019, 09:07:02 am »

link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXIc4kEHzcM

Enjoy, it's not what I was looking for. Too much awareness that what they were making was a joke, instead of trying to sell the telling of the joke.
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« Reply #4372 on: January 02, 2020, 05:04:32 am »

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
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« Reply #4373 on: January 02, 2020, 03:24:26 pm »

Geraldo of Rivera.
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« Reply #4374 on: January 03, 2020, 03:26:13 am »

Why is there a talking rubber tree in my sandwich?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4375 on: January 09, 2020, 03:58:00 pm »

Which lower case letter has the most wry enjoyment?

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« Reply #4376 on: January 10, 2020, 01:16:39 am »

Which lower case letter has the most wry enjoyment?

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I know this is the terrible jokes thread, but I don’t get why h is wry
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hector13

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« Reply #4377 on: January 10, 2020, 07:42:55 am »

Heh.

Or perhaps more accurately, hih. The noise you make when pronouncing the letter.
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Kagus

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« Reply #4378 on: January 10, 2020, 07:48:53 am »

What, you mean you just vocalize isolated letters the way they would be pronounced in a complete word? Like some sort of psychopath?

That's obviously Mr. Aytch.



(Also I thought it had something to do with the lowercase "h" looking a bit like the one little stick is getting a BJ from the other little stick)

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« Reply #4379 on: January 10, 2020, 07:55:18 am »

This is why it’s a terribly joke, and you are a dirti boi.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.
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