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hector13

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4425 on: March 04, 2020, 09:25:11 pm »

Illegitimate children are bastards, unmarried men are bachelors.

I guess it still fits the thread though.
The sword is the illegitimate child, because its father is not married.

I’d like to know how the man is making the weapon, but also I really don’t.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4426 on: March 04, 2020, 09:49:41 pm »

Illegitimate children are bastards, unmarried men are bachelors.

I guess it still fits the thread though.
The sword is the illegitimate child, because its father is not married.

I’d like to know how the man is making the weapon, but also I really don’t. here, if men in whatever world this takes place in
Similar thoughts here. If a man has to be married to make a sword, and if swords are considered children, it would be very painful for the mother...
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« Reply #4427 on: March 05, 2020, 09:32:53 am »

I’d like to know how the man is making the weapon, but also I really don’t. here, if men in whatever world this takes place in
Similar thoughts here. If a man has to be married to make a sword, and if swords are considered children, it would be very painful for the mother...

I'm not sure that joke is terrible enough for this thread; I legitimately laughed.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4428 on: March 05, 2020, 04:51:38 pm »

How does a person with a lisp respond to this question?

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« Reply #4429 on: March 08, 2020, 12:27:13 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4430 on: March 08, 2020, 12:36:33 pm »

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is the terrible that it can’t be understood?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4431 on: March 08, 2020, 12:51:04 pm »

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_dysfunction#Clock_drawing_test

The circle with numbers Biden is holding up infers that he attempted the clock drawing test. ...and failed miserably, due to his deteriorated mental state.

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« Reply #4432 on: March 08, 2020, 01:00:31 pm »

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_dysfunction#Clock_drawing_test

The circle with numbers Biden is holding up infers that he attempted the clock drawing test. ...and failed miserably, due to his deteriorated mental state.
thanks for clarifying
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« Reply #4433 on: March 08, 2020, 06:40:38 pm »

There was a link to the explanation if you click the picture.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4434 on: March 08, 2020, 08:36:50 pm »

There was a link to the explanation if you click the picture.
oh, I’m not used to pictures being links. How is it done? I will attempt
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« Reply #4435 on: March 09, 2020, 08:21:28 am »

Looks like it works. I don't know what did it, but I generally check the lower-right corner of my screen when I move the mouse online, to see what shows up. Probably misleading links and comics have both done a bit of that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4437 on: March 12, 2020, 01:21:24 pm »

My new Gloomhaven Character is an idiot rock person who throws rocks at things, and occasionally heals people, named Craig (because the class is called Cragheart).

I see them as either a dumb Ben Grimm or a dumb Incredible Hulk who can't turn back into Bruce Banner (like the opposite of Grey Hulk?). I need some stupid catch phrases. I already worked "Craig is Strongest there is!" in. I'll probably use "Craig overstand", also from an Incredible Hulk comic.

It looks like hiring Mike O'Malley or Moira Quirk will be out of the question, and the show they were on doesn't have any catchphrases that would be applicable. I may still mention Aggro Craig from time to time.

Any of you have other dumb ideas for me to use with this character?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4438 on: March 12, 2020, 01:36:50 pm »

My new Gloomhaven Character is an idiot rock person who throws rocks at things, and occasionally heals people, named Craig (because the class is called Cragheart).

I see them as either a dumb Ben Grimm or a dumb Incredible Hulk who can't turn back into Bruce Banner (like the opposite of Grey Hulk?). I need some stupid catch phrases. I already worked "Craig is Strongest there is!" in. I'll probably use "Craig overstand", also from an Incredible Hulk comic.

It looks like hiring Mike O'Malley or Moira Quirk will be out of the question, and the show they were on doesn't have any catchphrases that would be applicable. I may still mention Aggro Craig from time to time.

Any of you have other dumb ideas for me to use with this character?
You need to use the phrase "Craig's list" at some point.
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« Reply #4439 on: March 12, 2020, 01:45:25 pm »

You need to use the phrase "Craig's list" at some point.
When on a sinking boat, preferably.
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