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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4530 on: November 02, 2020, 11:40:50 am »

Dammit, I misread the title as Terraria Jokes and got excited.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4531 on: November 06, 2020, 12:21:42 pm »

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4532 on: November 15, 2020, 05:53:40 am »

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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Wait a moment... I remember seeing this one before...

Whatís the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

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That's what I thought! Don't think you'll get away that easily, joke thief!  :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4533 on: November 15, 2020, 09:43:19 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4534 on: November 15, 2020, 05:40:30 pm »

What do you call a writing utensil with wings?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4535 on: November 15, 2020, 10:14:07 pm »

What do you call someone who breeds tarantulas?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4536 on: November 16, 2020, 11:05:58 pm »

I tried to carry a board game onto an airplane but the airport security stopped me and confiscated it.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4537 on: December 16, 2020, 08:32:39 pm »

Known shitbag Eric Clapton's in the news again, so I guess it's that time.


I heard Conor Clapton's doing National Novel Writing Month.

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« Reply #4538 on: December 18, 2020, 05:09:24 pm »

Where did Damian Hirst buy the materials for his artwork 'The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living'?

At a Sharkuterie.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4539 on: December 19, 2020, 11:46:16 pm »

No fun wordplay in this one, just a gotcha-joke I took a while to get.

In Fallen London I started seeing references to this new food, "The Sausage About Which No One Complains".  On further inspection, "You'll never hear a word spoken against it".  Its construction required a special ingredient, mutersalt.

Mutersalt.  A spice which temporarily paralyzes the vocal chords.

As an added twist, people seem to legitimately appreciate it as a food, so there you go.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4540 on: December 20, 2020, 08:19:41 am »

At least it doesn't kill you. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4541 on: December 20, 2020, 10:37:16 am »

At least it doesn't kill you. :P

Considering how difficult it is to actually *kill* someone in Fallen London, this is neither surprising nor necessarily an upside.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4542 on: December 20, 2020, 04:01:21 pm »

Why did the sapling join the army? It was infant tree.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4543 on: December 31, 2020, 04:06:31 pm »

Which Ancient Greek had the best sight?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4544 on: January 01, 2021, 03:30:34 am »

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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