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[Bumber]

Dentists and Dyslexics Concerned About Molar Decay of Society

[KittyTac]

So I took a microbiology class...

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And the professor was much larger than I expected.

[martinuzz]

What did the software designer say about Duterte's lethal war on drugs?

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That's not very user-friendly

[Rolan7]

Here's a classic I remembered upon hearing "Ives" mentioned in a different context:

    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St. Ives?

[SeriousConcentrate]

Highlight the following for the answer. Only one - you. Everyone else was coming from St. Ives.

[Magmacube_tr]

lol

[Kagus]

Not necessarily; it doesn't specifically say anything about the direction they were headed. You might just have been walking faster and overtaken them on the way. Which, given the fact that they were moving as a group and burdened with a great deal of catflesh, is certainly not outside the realm of possibility

[Starver]

At this point, I defer to John Finnemore. As I do in all things. Except for Pet Tips. Because that's supposedly not John and I'm not the target audience anyway.

[hector13]

Here's a classic I remembered upon hearing "Ives" mentioned in a different context:

    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St. Ives?

How do you dial “one”?

[Frumple]

I think by dialing out whatever spells "Indeterminable". Thing doesn't specify which direction the other ones were going, just that you met on the road. I'd imagine a fellow with seven wives trying to carry seven sacks with 49 meowing furbeasts each would be going pretty slow even if they were going the same way, y'know?

... unless the cats are all dead, I guess. Roof rabbit caravan still isn't going to be light, though.

[Kagus]

I think by dialing out whatever spells "Indeterminable".

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My ninjutsu is stronger than I thought...

[Rolan7]

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

[dragdeler]

Help me I'm out of the loop, why is everybody arguing about this post gender stuff?  Does it really matter wether folks prefer to be adressed via mail or frickin email? It's just information transit, people. Cis seems like a made up controversy. I don't know is this but a sandwich barrier issue? I couldn't tell enbies is not my most croissant.



Goddamnit you did it again autocorrect. Sorry.

[hedgerow]

Why did Tarzan jump off the Empire State Building?

He was tired of the vines.

[martinuzz]

In Heaven, the Italians prepare the food, the Germans do the administration, and the English tell jokes.

In Hell, the English prepare food, the Italians do the administration, and the Germans tell jokes.