Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 306 307 [308] 309 310 ... 316

Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 654282 times)

Culise

  • Bay Watcher
  • General Nuisance
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4605 on: October 21, 2021, 05:35:13 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on October 21, 2021, 11:54:36 am
In Heaven, the Italians prepare the food, the Germans do the administration, and the English tell jokes.

In Hell, the English prepare food, the Italians do the administration, and the Germans tell jokes.
Hey, now. German humour is no laughing matter.
Logged

TheBeardyMan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4606 on: November 03, 2021, 11:21:53 am »
Why was the frostbite patient refused admission to the hospital?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Rolan7

  • Bay Watcher
  • [GUE'VESA][BONECARN]
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4607 on: November 05, 2021, 12:08:18 am »
"My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay"
Ouch
Logged
She/they
No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

dragdeler

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4608 on: November 06, 2021, 09:27:30 pm »
It will though, no matter if we fail as a species, in a few billions years any trash we may have left over will burn as the sun dilates, the way god intended it, repent but don't recycle.
Logged
let

Egan_BW

  • Bay Watcher
  • technical difficulties
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4609 on: November 06, 2021, 10:32:23 pm »
That may be true, but it's also possible that we'll create or become a pox upon the universe at large. Or at least the parts which aren't already out of reach.
Logged
Insatiable consumption. Ceaseless motion. Unstoppable destruction.

methylatedspirit

  • Bay Watcher
  • it/its
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4610 on: November 14, 2021, 11:06:56 pm »
What do ASD, DID, and schizophrenia have in common?

"I hear voices."
Logged

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4611 on: November 15, 2021, 02:18:46 am »
What does deafness not have in common with the above?
Logged
Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4612 on: November 16, 2021, 07:34:16 pm »
What's the most sinful spice?

Cinnamon.
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Schmaven

  • Bay Watcher
  • Abiding
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4613 on: November 16, 2021, 07:36:41 pm »
What do you call a magical dog?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4614 on: November 17, 2021, 03:47:08 pm »
« Last Edit: November 17, 2021, 03:49:19 pm by Bumber »
Logged
Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Starver

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4615 on: December 11, 2021, 08:44:49 am »
(from Computer Advice thread... Hoping by saying this here I get it out of the way so nobody else says it...)

Quote from: wierd on December 11, 2021, 02:21:24 am
Caveat emptor!!

The "waifu" gpus tend to be poor performers with bad cooling.

RESEARCH EXHAUSTIVELY FIRST!

...cue the old 'jokes' about feminine processors being better at multitasking and handling child processes, but unable to render Google Maps and not working optimally for a few days every month. Except for the older models that instead have unexplained operating temperature fluctuations.
Logged

Akura

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4616 on: December 25, 2021, 12:03:03 pm »
Not sure if this even qualifies as a joke but...

You know how Santa wears red, keeps tabs on everyone at all times(even when they're sleeping), sorts everyone into lists by whether they behave or not, and provides rewards/punishments based on that listing? You're even warned about complaining about it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

Rolan7

  • Bay Watcher
  • [GUE'VESA][BONECARN]
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4617 on: December 25, 2021, 01:03:06 pm »
Logged
She/they
No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

Kagus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Olive oil. Don't you?
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4618 on: December 27, 2021, 05:39:58 pm »
I've come to the realization that I am, in fact, a chick magnet.

Which explains why all my dates have been bipolar.
Logged

Iduno

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4619 on: January 31, 2022, 07:51:08 pm »
Was writing a reply in another thread, but honestly it belongs here.

Quote from: voliol on January 31, 2022, 10:32:06 am
It’s funny, how the WTF thread can be about mac and cheese and the laugh thread about the decline of Turkey due to Erdogan.

I didn't even know they made rye bread there.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 306 307 [308] 309 310 ... 316
« previous next »