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MrRoboto75

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4665 on: October 18, 2022, 10:32:01 am »

When it comes to successful mailman jokes, it's all about the delivery.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4666 on: December 01, 2022, 02:47:20 pm »

LMAO I don't have the Toxoids pack for Stellaris but I checked the fleet names out of curiosity

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« Reply #4667 on: December 01, 2022, 03:18:49 pm »

I think I like Avogadro's Moles best. Although Unceasing Titraters and Kiln Kin are close behind.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4668 on: December 01, 2022, 03:21:26 pm »

Unceasing Titraters

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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4669 on: December 01, 2022, 03:24:21 pm »

Distillation Column got me good.  Sounds more like an army but it works for a fleet.
(also Kiln Kin yes, and Critical Pointers)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4670 on: December 11, 2022, 11:53:38 pm »


Apologies for the narcissism
That react is "SAME" because I hate how much I cackled at my own joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4671 on: December 12, 2022, 02:56:39 am »

I misread the text in the picture as "I hope the lead I'm mining will be used in your pain!".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4672 on: December 12, 2022, 12:38:13 pm »

Prior to the 1853 World's Fair, was Elisha Otis the only person with an Elevator Pitch?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4673 on: December 12, 2022, 12:42:10 pm »


Apologies for the narcissism
That react is "SAME" because I hate how much I cackled at my own joke

We love a good joke.

And not to steal your thunder, but would that make Scatman John the... Lead singer?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4674 on: December 12, 2022, 12:46:37 pm »

I think that’s the start of a plumb- er, I mean pun war.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4675 on: December 12, 2022, 02:03:39 pm »

e pluribus plumbus, unum
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« Reply #4676 on: December 13, 2022, 12:04:07 am »

I think that’s the start of a plumb- er, I mean pun war.

Lead the way!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4677 on: December 14, 2022, 10:40:08 am »

I think that’s the start of a plumb- er, I mean pun war.

Will we hear about it on Pb82S?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4678 on: December 14, 2022, 05:10:56 pm »

Organic Chemistry would've been way easier if carbon wasn't such a whore
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4679 on: December 18, 2022, 09:06:14 pm »

I'm so proud of y'all.  Though I wonder if organic chemistry would really be easier if it didn't exist at all :-\
I figure it'd just be part of regular chemistry and also nothing would be alive to debate its difficulty or nonexistence  :o


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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.
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