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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4680 on: December 21, 2022, 03:45:03 am »
How does a nonbinary samurai kill their enemies?


They/them.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4681 on: December 21, 2022, 04:02:11 am »
The slash is silent, so it should be a ninja.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #4682 on: January 15, 2023, 03:50:48 pm »
What do you call dying of drug overdose?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4683 on: January 15, 2023, 06:08:19 pm »
Potassium oxide is a extremely toxic chemical that is also very reactive and unstable.

It's always a one-hit KO
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4684 on: February 28, 2023, 03:20:10 am »
Not so much a joke as an amusing observation:

I think "The Phagocyte" is a great name for a gay bar.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4685 on: April 03, 2023, 06:05:41 pm »
Ooh thats awful and I kinda like it yeah.

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This year for Lent I'm giving up.
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She/they
No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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« Reply #4686 on: April 20, 2023, 11:16:23 am »
"Ah, tasty mortal! Why have you come, alone, into the lair of a creature of the night such as myself (ze/hir)?"
"I (they/she) wish to share in your curse, and become a vampire myself!"
"Ohoho!  You would go so far for eternal life?"
"Isn't dying the first step, followed by being hounded forever?"
"How wise.  Then you seek supernatural power, strength and speed?"
"I wouldn't have made it here without all that."
"True.  Then you desire unnatural beauty and forbidden allure~"
"Ehh, my partners and I kinda like my rugged androgyny.  Beauty standards are fleeting."
"...What, you just want to suck blood?"
"Not blood, no."
"Mortal.  Why are you here."
"The mirror thing is true, right?  No reflection?"
"..."
"..."
"Aw, honey..."
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She/they
No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

Loud Whispers

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4687 on: April 21, 2023, 08:35:10 am »
nosferatu moment
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4688 on: April 24, 2023, 09:06:21 pm »
Spiders aren't real. You can see the strings attached.

A bow is an accessory to murder. 🎀🎯☠
« Last Edit: May 01, 2023, 12:11:31 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4689 on: May 21, 2023, 08:02:41 pm »
Why couldn't the frog put down the book?

Because the plot was ribbiting!
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4690 on: May 31, 2023, 06:29:01 am »
Why did communism never become popular in the UK?

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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

We can ­disagree and still love each other, ­unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist - James Baldwin

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4691 on: June 26, 2023, 03:58:13 pm »
I'm not really fit, but I do try to exercise as much as I can.

In fact, I really do try to push the envelope. Though it's definitely much harder if there's a stamp on it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4692 on: August 03, 2023, 10:41:59 pm »
I've been calling myself a straight woman, but it's time to admit I'm still bisexual...
I date both men and NBs
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She/they
No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4693 on: August 03, 2023, 10:48:58 pm »
A few stolen from various sources.

Dated a Welsh girl with 36 double Ds.
It was a ridiculously long name.

Pollution is out of control. The other day I opened a tin of sardines only to find it was full of oil and the fish were dead.

What's brown and green, has four legs, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A snooker table

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.
Then it hit me.
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I may have wasted all those years
They're not worth their time in tears
I may have spent too long in darkness
In the warmth of my fears

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« Reply #4694 on: August 04, 2023, 04:08:18 am »
Who is the most patient dictator?
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.
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