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[King Zultan]

Halloween decor most based: "Released hundreds of snakes in yard at first sign of children, locked door, took nap"

Little kid dresses as Indiana Jones "Why did it have to be snakes?"

[Starver]

The hotel I'm in provides "fully complimentary internet".

Which must mean that they block all social media.

[zhijinghaofromchina]

Two men from ShanDong Provise quarreled after a dinner just because they all want to pay for the dinner , then they fight fiercely .
The winner paid for the dinner ,
the loser went to the hospital .

[Rolan7]

Planning (browsing variations of) coming out to my aunt:

Her: "Does your father know?"
Me: "Nah, she still thinks she's a man"

Surprising thought.  Considered, chuckled, discarded timeline

[Rolan7]

(Oh, that went really well by the way.  We're all having lunch with dad tomorrow- I'm baking bread )

Beholding the cockpit of a De Havailland Comet, full of control interfaces

You know what, that looks pretty in a different way.  To me this contains a distinct, unmistakable transgender vibe and I'm not sure how.  It's very difficult to explain.

Spoiler: Devon, annotating later (click to show/hide)

ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS A SWITCH OUT OF NECESSITY

Earlier, actually:

I sexually identify as a 1950s airliner

I might start to be honest... have a lot of 1960s flight attendant looking women inside me...

FUCKS SAKE ALICE

https://youtu.be/hlVBUO59l6s?t=4369

[Loud Whispers]

1950s airliners are the bisexuals of aviation history. They can't figure out if they want to be civilian or military planes so they decide why not both at the same time

[Eric Blank]

That's because the industry started off based off of modified military craft anyway, hence reusing similar designs and design principles.

[Starver]

There were already a lot of biplanes in WW1...

(Meanwhile, many aerodromes actually self-identified as commercial harbours. But enough about the issues of being trans-port.)

[Loud Whispers]

And so we finally come full circle to at last sexually identify as an attack helicopter

[Schmaven]

And so we finally come full circle to at last sexually identify as an attack helicopter

There would surely be no shortage of sparks flying in the bedroom in that case.

[Kagus]

It's Apache relationship, but they take each other to new heights of passion

[Il Palazzo]

Grab that lube and get into the choppa!

[klefenz]

If the script writing AIs stop working until they get a fair wage, is it a drone strike?

Did Elon Musk rename Twitter to X.com to prepare for an alien invasion?

[Loud Whispers]

If the script writing AIs stop working until they get a fair wage, is it a drone strike?

Haha, very nice joke, very clever

Did Elon Musk rename Twitter to X.com to prepare for an alien invasion?

Unlike Xcom, your joke doesn't miss

[Starver]

Why can't I get a job since I quit being chief safety officer at the nuclear power plant? I have all these glowing references...