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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #990 on: September 23, 2014, 01:05:25 am »


How many Chaos Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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I thought chaos space marines preferred multicolored strobe lights
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #991 on: September 23, 2014, 02:04:25 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #992 on: September 23, 2014, 02:16:13 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #993 on: September 23, 2014, 02:18:50 am »


How many Chaos Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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I thought chaos space marines preferred multicolored strobe lights
Under Slaneesh, maybe. The rest... Probably not.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #994 on: September 23, 2014, 02:29:30 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #995 on: September 23, 2014, 02:39:27 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #996 on: September 23, 2014, 03:24:11 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #997 on: September 23, 2014, 07:23:57 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #998 on: September 23, 2014, 09:07:58 am »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #999 on: September 23, 2014, 03:32:09 pm »

DRY HUMPING
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1000 on: September 23, 2014, 03:50:04 pm »

DRY HUMPING
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1001 on: September 23, 2014, 03:51:01 pm »

I don't care.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1002 on: September 23, 2014, 03:52:27 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1003 on: September 23, 2014, 03:57:06 pm »

Crap, you can't use the size tag in signatures.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1004 on: September 23, 2014, 04:26:08 pm »

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my food!
Waiter: Then stop screwing it!
This one doesn't even make sense.
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