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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1590 on: January 13, 2015, 08:18:13 pm »

Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'
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Mr. Strange

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1591 on: January 13, 2015, 09:03:07 pm »

Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'
Is that from here?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1592 on: January 13, 2015, 09:05:35 pm »

A French cheese shop explodes. Dah Bree goes everywhere.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1593 on: January 13, 2015, 09:07:00 pm »

Doesn't make it any less of a joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1594 on: January 13, 2015, 09:27:46 pm »

That it doesn't. I was just  confirming my stalking was succesfull.

Some of these really are joke worthy;
"I'm gonna roll seduction to see which way the door swings."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1595 on: January 13, 2015, 09:35:05 pm »

Quote from: That Thing You Linked
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1596 on: January 13, 2015, 09:51:08 pm »

Quote from: The bear
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I laughed more than I shoud have.
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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You wonít have to think anymore: itíll be just like having fun!

Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1597 on: January 14, 2015, 03:16:34 am »

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood, where they will take a test they haven't studied for and their teeth will fall out.

EDIT:

I have a dream that one day this nation will go to school naked and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 03:21:49 am by Bohandas »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1598 on: January 14, 2015, 06:30:39 pm »

Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1599 on: January 14, 2015, 11:17:08 pm »

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Thank you, I think your the first person to do that
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1600 on: January 15, 2015, 12:57:04 am »

Don't worry, he didn't actually sig you, he just cast you into his sigtext, never to be read again.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1601 on: January 15, 2015, 12:58:16 am »

What a cruel, terrible joke ;)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1602 on: January 15, 2015, 07:30:10 am »

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I guess OW/II, whoever you are are the first person to actually sig me then...
How do you like your sacrifices?
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1603 on: January 15, 2015, 07:33:19 am »

I like my sacrificed medium rare, and infested with maggots and cholera. Stone tablets are optional, but make sure you use a blunt knife. That way they scream louder.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1604 on: January 15, 2015, 07:34:47 am »

*Cryxis goes AFK
"DAD WHERE ARE THE STEAKS FROM LAST MONTH?!?!?!?"
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