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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2010 on: March 25, 2015, 09:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Objective on March 25, 2015, 06:25:22 pm
Well, here's a non-problematic version:

Which of Santa's list was Gallileo Gallilei on?

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That is... OBJECTIVEly bad... *CSI: Miami opening*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2011 on: March 25, 2015, 09:11:12 pm »
That's a rendition of my joke you're talking about, sir.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2012 on: March 25, 2015, 09:23:50 pm »
Quote from: technicallyAdventurer on March 25, 2015, 09:11:12 pm
That's a rendition of my joke you're talking about, sir.

you're... TECHNICALLY correct... god, this is baaad.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2013 on: March 26, 2015, 05:19:52 am »
It's not that bad.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2014 on: March 26, 2015, 06:39:38 am »
Yeah? Well YOU'RE a WIZARD!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2015 on: March 26, 2015, 06:48:49 am »
I Descan't do this Uri-nymore.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2016 on: March 26, 2015, 09:45:05 am »
Have you seen Harry Potter? He's such a charmer!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2017 on: March 26, 2015, 10:33:39 am »
A snake charmer.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2018 on: March 26, 2015, 02:46:32 pm »
I just learned that Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name is Moon.

Buzz Aldrin might have been the first man on the moon, but his father was the first man in the moon

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2019 on: March 26, 2015, 02:48:34 pm »
Oh god, does this mean the reason he became an astronaut is because of the Oedipus Complex?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2020 on: March 26, 2015, 02:51:13 pm »
Quote from: Objective on March 26, 2015, 02:48:34 pm
Oh god, does this mean the reason he became an astronaut is because of the Oedipus Complex?

Yes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2021 on: March 26, 2015, 06:59:25 pm »
So he's the "Man in the moon"...

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« Reply #2022 on: March 26, 2015, 07:10:55 pm »
Buzz Aldrin is the man who went to the moon. Buzz Aldrin Senior is the man who came in the Moon.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2023 on: March 26, 2015, 10:35:47 pm »
Dear god. What have I started?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2024 on: March 27, 2015, 07:03:12 am »
I'm not sure, but I'll let you know when I get the scoop.
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