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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2250 on: May 23, 2015, 10:38:27 pm »

What do you call it when all nihilists are rounded up and killed?

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« Reply #2251 on: May 24, 2015, 02:30:24 am »

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Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room . The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.


A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first  occasion but died instantly the second time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still couldn't? Then see below.........

Think hard

Common.............

Tired....?






Wanna know the answer????

Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first  time the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never go wrong....






Don't look  at me!! I am also looking for the Person from IIN who sent this to me

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« Reply #2252 on: May 24, 2015, 04:41:38 am »

Wouldn't a bad conductor heat up more and thus be fried earlier? I'm not quite sure…
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« Reply #2253 on: May 24, 2015, 05:14:51 am »

Power dissipation is P=I2R. Since R=V/I, increasing resistance will lower the amount of heating;
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« Reply #2254 on: May 24, 2015, 10:58:02 am »

Wouldn't a bad conductor heat up more and thus be fried earlier? I'm not quite sure…

Frying isn't how you die with electrocution, afaik.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2255 on: May 24, 2015, 10:59:43 am »

Yeah, it's more to do with fucking up your heart.
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« Reply #2256 on: May 24, 2015, 11:20:36 am »

I actually should have known that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2257 on: May 27, 2015, 01:27:11 pm »

What's the difference between an old time prospector and a pedophile?

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« Reply #2258 on: May 27, 2015, 01:33:32 pm »

I wonder why the electric chair wasn't more like an EKG thing then...
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« Reply #2259 on: May 27, 2015, 01:35:38 pm »

I wonder why the electric chair wasn't more like an EKG thing then...

Who doesn't love the smell of frying bacon?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2260 on: May 27, 2015, 02:21:08 pm »

How do you describe a skeleton comedian's jokes?

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« Reply #2261 on: May 27, 2015, 02:28:10 pm »

Who doesn't love the smell of frying bacon?
Probably pigs, definitely Muslims.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2262 on: May 27, 2015, 02:37:35 pm »

Who doesn't love the smell of frying bacon?
Probably pigs, definitely Muslims.
Pigs will eat anything, and being forbidden something doesn't automatically mean that you don't like it in theory. If nobody liked it, what would be the point of forbidding it in the first place?
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« Reply #2263 on: May 27, 2015, 04:00:57 pm »

Who doesn't love the smell of frying bacon?
Probably pigs, definitely Muslims.
Pigs will eat anything, and being forbidden something doesn't automatically mean that you don't like it in theory. If nobody liked it, what would be the point of forbidding it in the first place?
A general sense of moral superiority? ("These savage tribesmen have never heard of the ten commandments! Why, if they weren't in the hold in shackles, they'd kill us all out of pure ignorance!")
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2264 on: May 27, 2015, 04:02:33 pm »

The point of forbidding it was because God said so.
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